MESSAGE FROM THE CHAIRMAN

[FBI parte due]

Welcome to the Senate Foreign Relations Committee website.
Our Committee is responsible for the foreign policy activities
of the U.S. Senate. We evaluate all treaties with foreign governments;
approve all diplomatic nominations; and write legislation pertaining
to U.S. foreign policy, the State Department, Foreign Assistance
programs, and many associated topics. I hope that you find this
website to be a valuable resource in following our activities
and understanding the role of the Senate in foreign policy.

Sincerely,

Dick Lugar

 

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IT'S SOME KIND OF SECRET CODE.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

OMG IF YOU TAKE THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY SENTENCE AND REMIX THE LETTERS YOU GET:

wiws

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL BEYOCNE HAS THIGHS

 

[FBI parte due]

Wowis!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'M THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BORED

 

[FBI parte due]

I'LL CHAIRMAN YOU

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL YOU MELACHONAGYsdfhgn

 

[Ishcabittle]

C'mon, not one joke about the homeboy's name? Dick Luger?

That's quite a pop-gun you've got there, Dick.

Dick's got a german sidearm. AND A GERMAN DICK.

Mr. Luger? There's a phone call for you... it's a transvestite. He's asking for Dick.

 

[FBI parte due]

I think it's sad that you treat those who serve our nation with such turpitudinous frivolity.

 

[Ishcabittle]

dick jokes ≠ posrep

 

[The Question]

Turpentine... eous...

...frippery?

 

[FBI parte due]

YOU FOOL! LEAVE ME!

 

[The Question]

Gaseous tracheotomy?

 

[FBI parte due]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicfuckitimtiredidnevermanagetospellitinthiscondition!

 

[Lilith]

 

[CaptainWacky]

CHAIR!?

 

[Lilith]

Yes

 

[FBI parte due]

No.

 

[Ishcabittle]

No, that pretty much is a chair.