Michael Sightings

[Friday]

As you all know, the King of Pop is going through some unfortunate hard times, monetarily speaking.

Eggs encounter with him on the sidewalk, asking for a smoke, inspired me to open a thread solely dedicated to other encounters with the indigent MJ.

I'll start...

I think I saw Michael in the back of a 7-11, asking this homeless guy if he had a couple of million bucks to spare for next month's rent. He promised to pay it back as soon as his IRS refund check came in. I had to leave before the transaction was finalized.

I felt Bad for Michael. Get it? Bad? Oh, I crack me up sometimes...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

When I saw Michael, I had no smokes, but offered to buy him a lemon square from the coffee shop across the street. He told me to shove it up my white ass, and limped off to the subway.

OK it might not have been Michael now that I picture it...

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Friday]

LMAO! That is hysterical. :lol:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That should read "Go eat a tofu dick, hippy"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Eveyrboyd if you can, do the Bartman!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AY CARAMBA MJ JUST STUCK HIS FINGER IN MY TACO!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's whack.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Waco Taco? KORESH GESHUNDHEIT