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Michael: 'who the fuck is this blonde bitch I'm trying to talk on the fucking phone!

Mentalist

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Gauranteed he doesn't know who she is.
 
Yeah, Paris seems like someone MJ wouldn't care to know.
 
My God, he looks like Elijah Wood there.

She's always looked like Edgar Winter.

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He looks like the Cat in the Hat.
 
That movie blowed so much goat balls. Mike Meyers is awesome, but he chose an awfull movie to act in.
 
I can't believe straight guys think Paris Hilton is attractive. Aside from the fact that she looks like a junie drag queen (look at tha manly jaw-yeccch!), her personality is that of a pile of decomposing dogshit.
 
I heard paris hilton asked a shepherds pie where its sheep were, then ate it.
 
SHE NEEDS KICKED.
 
RAKE HER WITH A STEAMSHOVEL WHIPPED UP BY THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST RAKE RAPE RPER
 
PUT HER IN A HOLE! PUT HER IN A HOLE! PUT HER IN A HOLE AND THROW DIRT ON HER! YEAH! YEAH!

Wow, sorry 'bout that. Must've hit a patch of frenzy there somewhere.
 
Amazing how Paris Hilton in a picture with MJ deflects nearly all quips away from him. The power she yeilds in being despised is great indeed.
 
He knows...His kid's name is Paris, I'm sure he's up on all the Parises. Plus, he's trying to get Hilton to have his baby and she's all, "That's hot."
 
Mister Slave stuck her up his ass.
 
Dude, Jesus Christ!
 
I meant that in a RAW wrestling kind of enthusiastic parody of Paris' "That's HOT!"

I'm off my game today. I'm going to eat more chicken nuggets now.
 
I wonder what Michael Jacksons nuggets look like?
 
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