Midget Rasslin' Is Back!

[Starship Coyote]

http://www.1wrestling.com/news/newsline.asp?news=24290

In an unprecedented collaboration, network executive Palmer Canon and SmackDown General Manager Theodore Long announced today the introduction of a new WWE wrestling division exclusive to Friday Night SmackDown: The Juniors.

The Juniors Division will be comprised of world-class athletes at or below 5 feet tall. “Midgets, dwarves, the little people; they’re all welcome,†said Long. “We don’t discriminate against anybody on my show, as long as they can bring it.â€

“The network believes there’s big ratings and big excitement in the new Juniors Division," Canon added. "I think fans will be shocked at what these tiny, but very talented, competitors can add to the already incredibly gifted roster here on Friday Night SmackDown.â€

 

[Gagh]

Dear Lord, WHY?

At least let the light heavyweights, or luchadores do something like that.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Midget wrestlers are funny...funnier than the Mexicoons.

 

[Gagh]

They get piss-boring after about three bouts though, CU.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Not when they wrestle big-tittied chicks.

 

[Gagh]

You'd definitely be up for a Hambil / Morrhigan home movie, then?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I fucking hate midget matches. Get ready for a thousand arm-drags!

 

[Gagh]

Remember when Denis Rodman was on WCW, and arm-dragged Lex Luger, and Bobby Heenan freaked out like he'd Senton bombed him off the top of a steel cage?

Heenan was great - he knew it was a load of horseshit himself, but somehow made it more watchable by shilling the action way too much.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Hey Gagh...who is that chick in your av...she looks vaguely like Kirstie Alley in her younger days.

 

[Gagh]

It's Kelly Brook.

Hotter than Alley, at ANY point...

 

[Starship Coyote]

Didn't recognize her from that angle.

 

[Blindgroping]

The reason midgets are back...

Every few years, vince gets a bright idea and brings back the midgets.
He likes them .

 

[Starship Coyote]

The midgets were funny, and they didn't even wrestle tonight!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was the fat guy eating the pork supposed to be a midget? He was the same height as Teddy Long!

 

[Starship Coyote]

Well, Teddy ain't that big either.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I guess as long as you have the "midget gene" you are one, regardless of height.

 

[Starship Coyote]

The "league" is designated for those 5 feet or under.

Which would include Hambil...