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Mike Bloomberg More Insane Than Usual

Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Bloomberg: Illegal immigrants help golfers

NEW YORK, April 1 (UPI) -- New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg says golf fairways would suffer if illegal immigrants were returned to their native country.

"You and I are beneficiaries of these jobs," Bloomberg told his WABC-AM radio co-host, John Gambling. "You and I both play golf; who takes care of the greens and the fairways in your golf course?"

However, Robert Heaney, general manager of Deepdale Golf Club -- a Long Island course where Bloomberg often plays -- told The New York Daily News that no illegal immigrants work at the club.

"Deepdale Golf Club has always been in 100 percent compliance with all immigration laws, and it is absolutely our policy to remain in compliance with all immigration laws," Heaney said.

The mayor also said 25 percent of undocumented immigrants are farm workers and many are home healthcare workers.

"Nobody wants to deport them, in the end, because people need them to take these jobs and do the things that nobody else is doing," Bloomberg said.
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Yeah, that's how to win over all the rich white racist isolationists. Tell them it will ruin their golf game. That certainly makes you look enlightened in everyone's eyes.

Hey Mike, have you noticed the sharp increase in wandering homeless people since you took office? I have. They all seem to speak perfect if shellshocked English to me. Why don't you take care of your own backyard a little more instead of giving cocktail chatter to the press on matters nobody asked you about?
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Yeah, that's how to win over all the rich white racist isolationists. Tell them it will ruin their golf game. That certainly makes you look enlightened in everyone's eyes.

Hey Mike, have you noticed the sharp increase in wandering homeless people since you took office? I have. They all seem to speak perfect if shellshocked English to me. Why don't you take care of your own backyard a little more instead of giving cocktail chatter to the press on matters nobody asked you about?
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LMAO! WHAT?!?!

Your mayor is stoooopid.
 
As an avid golfer, I fully support Mr. Bloomberg's view. I mean, not only would greens fees be increased if legal workers were hired, but I also wouldn't be able to hit golf balls at 'em, for fear they'd sue. You haven't seen funny 'til you've nailed Jose in the ass with a 265-yard drive, and he crumples to the ground like he's been shot!
 
Laker_Girl said:
LMAO! WHAT?!?!

Your mayor is stoooopid.
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Duh. Another sheltered billionaire who thinks he's smarter than politicians, and by smarter I mean rich enough to buy himself an election win.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Duh. Another sheltered billionaire who thinks he's smarter than politicians, and by smarter I mean rich enough to buy himself an election win.
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Yeah, and his daughter is the very definition of spoiled Jewish Princess.
 
Did you see that documentary too? She went on and on about horseback riding as if it were something she was doing to contribute to civilization. I'd be surprised if she's ever wiped her own ass.
 
^^Yeah, it was on MTV or something. My God, what a vapid little shit.

Still....I might've considered dating her when I was single...there's a billion or so reasons to do so...
 
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