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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
People like this really exist.
 
Hey look it's everything that's wrong with modern society compressed down into one package.

A package in the shape of a twat.
 
DING! YOUR FIRST IMPRESSIONS ARE CORRECT!

He's like a Kardashian without the privileged upbringing.

I'm glad Brian got pervy with his abs. He needs to be made uncomfortable at every turn. Then again there have been gay/bi rumors...but there always are with someone like this.
 
He'll try to get off with the girl who was fingered by Vernon Kay.
 
He's not even good looking or nuffin.
 
He turned 30 this year. Not that one would notice.
 
The Situation doing some slut-shaming. What a guy!
 
Actually seems like ok or whatever.
 
I could go either way on him at the moment. He's not as bad as Kirk anyway.
 
Came fourth. :sarek:
 
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