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Mine Field Men Season 1

Dr Dave

Dr Dave

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[video]https://youtu.be/N_PLWqnfFgU[/video]

Episode 1: "Calm your shit Fuddlemiff"

CaptainWacky sat at his desk in the head office at The Message Board Advertising Service. Sitting opposite and to his left was Dr Dave, to his right Fuddlemff.

"I just can't figure this out...how can me maximize advertising of mongoose themed science fiction on Terran BBS!" said CaptainWacky

"Well it would help if it still existed..." said Dr Dave

"FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT!" shouted Fuddlemiff as he tossed his class of scotch across the room, narrowly missing Dr Dave

"Calm your shit Fuddlemiff" stated Dr Dave

"Sorry, it's just this new Global Warming account...It might not work on BBS's in Floridaland*..." said Fuddlemiff

"You'll figure it out" stated CaptainWacky in his usual calm manner

"Find a way to tie it into The War of Northern Aggression." said Dr Dave

"WELL OK!" said Fuddlemiff as he tossed another glass of scotch

"These cigarets are not working for me!" said CaptainWacky

"You're not even holding them, just a game cube controller" stated Dr Dave

Suddenly the group could hear screaming from outside...

To be continued....

* Florida Bans the Term "Climate Change"; or, Orwell Visits MiamiMentalist is a god!|Mentalist is a god!Steven Newton
 
Episode 2: Loktar get your guns...

CaptainWacky, Dr Dave, and Fuddlemiff went outside CaptainWacky's office to see what the commotion was all about. They saw Bickenden running down the hall to his room of message board maps he was shouting "They set my maps on fire!".

The group shrugged and went back into CaptainWacky's office, the office secretaries routinely tried to set Bick's maps on fire after Bick tried to draw a map of them, which they were displeased by.

Meanwhile in another office, Loktar and curiousa2z were having a meeting.

"You had better come up with an idea." said curiousa2z

"If I do, will you please untie me from this park bench?" asked Loktar

"I'll consider it, but after that comment you made about me, you might just stay there for a good long while mister!" responded curiousa2z

Loktar had never seen curiousa2z so steamed up, he knew he had to come up with an idea fast. For weeks Loktar and curiousa2z had been trying to come up with advertising ideas for Canada's growing moose hunting industry, specificly advertising for it on message boards. Alas no ideas had come to them.

"I know, we could just go on about guns!" said Loktar

"We're not really a 'gun people'." Said curiousa2z

Loktar worried he would never be free, but then an idea came to him, so great it would surely free him from this park bench.

"What about if we just put a moose head on Steven Harper, everybody there rides around on moose, Dr Dave told me they're the public transportation up there!" said Loktar

Suddenly all went dark for Loktar.

To be continued...
 
The Saint said:
I'm never included in these adventures. Because I am the Dark Horse, ARRITE
Click to expand...

You and I are but servants of the Dark Horse. We live because our internet folly amuses him, provides distraction from the Masters true plans.

ALL GLORY TO THE DARK HORSE.
 
Episode 3: The Meeting

CaptainWacky had called an important meeting, and everybody was there (except Bickendan, who was in Norway).

"Ok gang, we just gone a new account!" said CaptainWacky

"YES!" shouted Fuddlemiff who tossed his glass of scotch, almost hitting Tomtrek.

"What's the new account?" asked Cassie

"Glad you ASKED! We got the Mongoose Cleaners account!" said CaptaiNWacky

"This is big." said curiousa2z

"Bigger then 33 boxes of bees." noted Dr Dave

"Right!" replied CaptainWacky

Everybody was silent for a moment, unsure as to how to proceed.

"We will break into teams. Myself and Dr Dave will be traveling to Finland to meet with the Mongoose Cleaners production team. Fuddlemiff, you will get the art department in gear for some mockups. We will need them by next week. I can not say this enough...if we loose this account...it will bankrupt the agency, and we will be forced to all find legitimate jobs." said CaptainWacky

"And more importantly, if we do my wife will break my legs!" said headvoid

"LET'S GO!" shouted CaptainWacky, as another glass of scotch hit the the wall, nearly hitting Loktar on his park bench.

To be continued...
 
Episode 4: The Madness of Kind Fuddlemiff III

CaptainWacky and Dr Dave arrived in Finland. Dr Dave seemed quite pleased about this fact and CaptainWacky asked him about this.

"It's just such a nice place. The Finnish are a fine people!" he said

"We have 3 hours till our meeting, what should we do..." asked CaptainWacky

"Drink, obviously!" replied Dr Dave

...

Loktar was scared. Fuddlemiff had gone mad, he had gone FULL NAZI! With CaptainWacky and Dr Dave out of the country, and Fuddlemiff was working the art department overtime and drinking more then 50 irishmen.

"THIS IS BULLSHIT, FUCKING HORSHITTTY BULLSHIT!" shouted Fuddlemiff, as he now tossed an empty bottle of scotch past Loktar and Cassie.

Cassie and Loktar quickly exited and retreated to headvoid's office.

"How is he?" asked headvoid

"He's mad..." stated Loktar

"I'm going to cut his peni off and stick it in his bottle of scotch!" said Cassie

"We really need to call CaptainWacky and Dr Dave" said curiousa2z

"We can't now, they just went into the meeting with the client." said headvoid

"Then all we can do is wait..." said Loktar

To be continued
 
Episode 5: Coming home

CaptainWacky and Dr Dave were flying back home. They had received several urgent calls from the office. Fuddlemiff had gone completely off his rocker, and the Mongoose Cleaners project was in danger.

"We should not have left him in charge... We should have learned after the last time." said CaptainWacky

"Indeed." replied Dr Dave

"What is the latest?" asked CaptainWacky

"He's drinking more then ever, and had donned a Tony Blair Mask. I fear he can not be reasoned with now. We're going to have to sack him, obviously." said Dr Dave

"In an actual sack?" asked CaptainWacky

"Yes, along with all his empty bottles." said Dr Dave

...

Cassie looked at her phone and said "They're on the plane...perhaps our long national nightmare will be over soon".

"I hope so...I'm afraid to go outside!" said Loktar

"How has he not run out of scotch?" asked headvoid

"God only knows..." replied Tomtrek

To be continued...
 
Episode 6: The end my friends, part 1

CaptainWacky and Dr Dave stepped into the offices of The Mine Field Men advertising agency, and it was like a war zone.

"Good god..." said CaptainWacky

"God has nothing to do with this, we need to find the others..." replied Dr Dave

They could ear Fuddlemiff lauging and tossing things in his office and stayed clear. They then caught Cassie motioning to them, they quickly ran to the mail room.

"About time you fuckers are back!" said Cassie, looking rather angry.

"Indeed." replied Dr Dave

"Where are the others, we need to form a plan of attack to get rid of Fuddlemiff." said CaptainWacky

"They're in the bar on the lower level, It's safe from Fuddlemiff as he has his shipped in by mormon slaves he captured while they were on a tour. Let us be qick!" replied Cassie.

The group proceeded down to the bar, where the rest of the gang was. Loktar was the door guard, and Dr Dave nodded to him.

"Thank god your back!" said Tomtrek

"Indeed." noted Dr Dave

"We need a plan, can we burn down the place?!" asked Bick who had a map about how to burn things in his hand.

"No Bick." said Dr Dave

"I have a plan..." replied CaptainWacky

"Well?" asked Cassie

"It's a secret plan!" said CaptainWacky

"Like fuck it is, you tell us your plan or I'll cut your balls off and beat Fuddlefuck to death with them!" said Cassie

"And i'll help after I snort these drugs!" replied Seph

"Well...uh... does anybody have a small tank?" asked CaptainWacky

"A small tank?!" the group shouted in unison

To be continued...
 
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