Mine Field Newsletter for January

[CaptainWacky]

Since some people apparently didn't receive it, I'll repost here...

WELCUM TO THE THE JANRUYY NEWSLATET OF NEWS!!! I AND AM THE NEW MILLIUENUIM INT HE WRODL NEWSLETTER FEDERATION LOL OMG OA FDRUNKA SDK Af a THE ajsltg ag T'BONZ GET THE TABLES YOU BITH!

PORMTAN PAQUIN ANNA PAOQUON TPAUQIN THE KNIGHTLEY PN NATLAIE PORTMAN EMMA WATSON EGGS MAYONNAISE!?

BLACK MEN HAVE BIG DICKS LOL.

XANDER'S EYE SOCKET HAS JOINED DX!

MUGGLES MUST BE DESETORYASHG dghgda sfhl8ds hi lasey l lsffbbbbbbbb aslgj

STAR WARS BETTER THAN BUTTON MOON!>?

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DLA DESTROYS GUEST BOOK, TARGETTING POLL ON RARELY VISITED GEOCTIES SITE NEXT!?

CASTEK SET FOR MINE FIELD RETURN WEARING THE SKIN OF DEAD ASIANS?

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COMING LATER THIS YEAR: SEx, RAPE, MURDEr, EATH, SEX, I<LL SLAKdf, KILL MYSELf, ASNGL G aljsh aslk ALSNKG akgh ak RE-ENSOULD ANGEL!

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This concludes the newsletter for this month. May God have mercy on us all.

 

[Gagh]

:bigass:

Damn, Run out of karma.

 

[Harkley]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know why it always ends up in junk email folders.

 

[Gagh]

E-mail folders reject it because it reeks of awsomeness!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just like Worf lol lilac earthy petey

 

[Harkley]

HWY DO I NOTR GET THIFWD?S

I dmaend to be added to teh mieling list.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have you down as [email protected]LEY. Is that not your email adress?

 

[Harkley]

NHOW DID YUR WGET MY PERSONAL PRYVATE MAIL ADDRESSS?!"!$

PENIS

 

[CaptainWacky]

I HACKED YOUR BANK ACCOUNT LOL

 

[Harkley]

OMG SO THATS WHERE ALL MY MONEY WENT!"$

I thought I SPENT the £1.50 IN MY ACCOUNT ON CHOOCCCOLAT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOOOOO-HOOOOOO LOL slurp

 

[CaptainWacky]

I SPENT YOUR MONEY ON ANTI-CHOCLATE, HAHAHA!

 

[Gagh]

I thought we'd all hacked Pit's e-mail?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

DLA DESTROYS GUEST BOOK, TARGETTING POLL ON RARELY VISITED GEOCTIES SITE NEXT!?

QOTW!!!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I REPEAT MY LAST QUERY: WHY IS GAGH'S COOKING COLUMN NOT IN THIS MONTHS' NEWSSPLEPTTER!??

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was eaten by boars.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Boars or Boers?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bores.

 

[Gagh]

HERMIONE TOUCHED MY FOOT.