Miracle from God for sale!

[Dark Pickle]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/04/26/idaho.rock.auction/index.html

This is fairly close to where I live, so i got to see this on the local news!

If you want access to and control of the PROOF OF THE ALLMIGHTY'S HAND, get your bid in now!

 

[Loktar]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/04/26/idaho.rock.auction/index.html

This is fairly close to where I live, so i got to see this on the local news!

If you want access to and control of the PROOF OF THE ALLMIGHTY'S HAND, get your bid in now!

The Almighty has perfect hands. The "hand" that made that "handprint" are deformed.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Why, just becxause there's two "thumbs"?

Maybe that IS perfect!

 

[Loktar]

Why, just becxause there's two "thumbs"?

Maybe that IS perfect!

What are you some sort of retarded monkey fish?

 

[Dark Pickle]

I've never heard of such a creature.

 

[Loktar]

I've never heard of such a creature.

Its because you are one. We wanted to spare your feelings. Which is silly since you're a soulless creature and have none.

 

[The Dork Lord]

^This is what happens when you let Jerry Falwell teach science!

 

[Loktar]

^This is what happens when you let Jerry Falwell teach science!

Lets see......Zarnetski, Altobell, Doc Waltz.....nope I wasn't taught science by any Jerry Falwell. You fail, Mr. Pickle.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Err no.

Anyone who makes up animals and calls other people these made up creatures has failed

 

[Loktar]

Err no.

Anyone who makes up animals and calls other people these made up creatures has failed

FUCK YOU! UNICORNS ARE REAL!

*runs of crying*

 

[The Dork Lord]

You didn't make up unicorns, Loktar.

I've heard about unicorns long before I met you

 

[Loktar]

You didn't make up unicorns, Loktar.

I've heard about unicorns long before I met you

Maybe I did make up unicorns and it pissed off God and thats why we have the Grand Canyon where a Patent and copyright office used to be.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Did you travel through time in order to do this?

 

[Loktar]

Did you travel through time in order to do this?

That answer is classified.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I see.