Missing

[Mirah]

There will be many of these for the summer I am sure. But a particular comment from a person in the community has me baffled-are they fucking serious? LOL
2 kids went hiking and got lost for a day, they have since been found, but when their pictures were posted to help identify who they were-one was in his graduation picture and someone said this:

I hope they are found soon. I will look for them when I'm up there hiking. He should stand out pretty well with the graduation cap on.

Serious? Really. I mean he was kidding right? I mean people fucking die in the mountains and he is all, "well, if he is wearing the exact same T-shirt as in the picture then I should be able to spot him, but I passed 2 hikers earlier but his shirt was dirtier looking so I didn't stop and talk to them and tell them they were missing."

I think he was joking.
I mean I am pretty sure, yeah probably.

 

[Mirah]

Upon further investigation

The guy is nuts! LOL

 

[Mirah]

I am not making fun of the nuts.

I am not calling anyone nuts.

I just did.

I am not talking to myself.

I think I am.

What are you looking at?

I'm not paranoid.

I am dead.

 

[Filthy Whore]

Def sounds like a joke. Link?

 

[dogbert]

I always post "As a Tea Party member I am concerned how much tax money is going to be spent searching for them."

 

[Mirah]

I know right? I think if I was missing, I would climb down the other side of the mountain and run away and change my identity. But somewhere I guess I would have to leave a note behind and ask that they stop looking for me.

 

[dogbert]

Issue trolling is cool.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

yes. but some people can only match a picture to a precise pose.

 

[dogbert]

Thats why one must select the perfect avatar. The face must scream "I HAVE ISSUES". Otherwise it wont work well.