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Mommy Bridgette

starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
I told my neighbors all about you and your Obsessive religious beliefs, and they said that they were going to summon an Incubus and send it after you.

I looked up what an Incubus is, This is what I found

Incubus
n., pl. -bus·es or -bi (-bī').
An evil spirit supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with women as they sleep.
A nightmare.
An oppressive or nightmarish burden.


They said that the one they called has a very big penis, so be careful! :eek:
 
Mommy Bridgette is a man. Guess he'll need to lube up before he goes to sleep tonight.
 
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Dear, even if I bought into that, Jesus can, to borrow a phrase from your vulgar playbook, kick any demon's ass easily.

You might better spend your time considering what awaits you after this life, and ask yourself wether you want to be a weenie roast for laughing demons in Hell.
 
Person 1: Hi guys.
Mommy Bridgette: *blah* *blah* *blah* *blah* HELL!!!!
Elnidfse: Elnidfse.
Person 1: Oh. That explains everything.

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It's pretty much like that.
 
Mommy Bridgette said:
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Dear, even if I bought into that, Jesus can, to borrow a phrase from your vulgar playbook, kick any demon's ass easily.

You might better spend your time considering what awaits you after this life, and ask yourself wether you want to be a weenie roast for laughing demons in Hell.
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I think this demon want to roast HIS weenie in your hot crotch :twisted:
 
Bridgette, before you thump that Bible, you might want to get an accurate translation. There is no burning hell. Gehenna was a trash heap. If a person does not accept Christ as their ticket to heaven, then they are not resurrected. They simply remain dead.
 
Peter said that hell is only a threat to keep ppl morally in line. That noone is going there for eternity.
 
starguard said:
I told my neighbors all about you and your Obsessive religious beliefs, and they said that they were going to summon an Incubus and send it after you.

I looked up what an Incubus is, This is what I found

Incubus
n., pl. -bus·es or -bi (-bī').
An evil spirit supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with women as they sleep.
A nightmare.
An oppressive or nightmarish burden.


They said that the one they called has a very big penis, so be careful! :eek:
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what ?
 
starguard said:
I told my neighbors all about you and your Obsessive religious beliefs, and they said that they were going to summon an Incubus and send it after you.

I looked up what an Incubus is, This is what I found

Incubus
n., pl. -bus·es or -bi (-bī').
An evil spirit supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with women as they sleep.
A nightmare.
An oppressive or nightmarish burden.


They said that the one they called has a very big penis, so be careful! :eek:
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omg ghostfucker
 
Bridgette might be eloisel's dual.

Bridgette starts bashing Christianity in an ephemerally stupid and retarded manner, to make all anti-Christians look stupid, then eloisel come to the rescue, playing the good cop.


Bridgette : "i always say the lords prayer when raping my own kids, lest they would go to hell"

eloisel : "there is no hell. the very etymology of the words contained in the bible rather support the idea of it being a metaphor portraying the eternal descent of unbelievers into the unfathomable depths of nihil"

Bridgette : "jesus loves you. i know he loves me for sure ;)" *pedophiliac joke ensues*

public : shut the fuck up both of you.
 
eloisel said:
Bridgette, before you thump that Bible, you might want to get an accurate translation. There is no burning hell. Gehenna was a trash heap. If a person does not accept Christ as their ticket to heaven, then they are not resurrected. They simply remain dead.
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YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!!
 
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