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Moocow Theater presents: Troll Adventures Episode 1

Grandtheftcow

Grandtheftcow

Grand Wizard of TK
Troll: Can we set up a temporary emergency forum for my home board until they get things up and running over there again?

Moderator_1: I’m sorry but we can’t accept your proposal because we just made up… I mean realized that it should be the board owner begging us for some of our server space.

Troll: What? Since when?

Brown_noser: It’s always been like that you’ve just never paid attention that’s all.

Troll: No it hasn’t!

Brown_noser: Yes it has. It’s obvious you wern’t really serious about this anyway.

Troll: What the Hell didn’t look serious in my proposal??

Brown_noser: ?? is obviously suggesting he wants to sexually assault me with two rusty hooks in a back alley in Paris at 8:15 PM on a chilly night. Mods do something about it.

Troll: What? That was obviously a typo!

Brown_noser: I’ve had enough of you! You sick rapist asshole! You’re on ignore.

Administrator: Two warnings to Member_1 for suggesting the act of rape and a second one for his confrontational behavior.

Troll: WTF? Well what about Brown_noser’s flame towards me?

Brown_noser: I didn’t do anything wrong. I’ve been nothing but courteous towards you and you acted like a child.

Troll: You called me a sick rapist asshole. How is that not a flame?

Brown_noser: Stop trolling me. I’m sick of all this. Why can’t we all just get along with each other?

Troll: So no warning to Brown_noser then eh?

Brown_noser: I love ignore! I love ignore! IGNORE! IGNORE! IGNORE! I love ignore!

Troll: What about the emergency forum guys?

Brown_noser: Why isn’t anyone paying attention to me? I’m hurt guys :(

Drive by hugger1: Aww {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Brown_noser:}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Drive by hugger2: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww We love you Brown_noser.

Several revolting hugs later.

Troll: Um isn’t this spam?

Moderator_2: No it’s not.

Several days later.

Troll: Screw it! The forums back up now anyway.
 
You want to know what is sad? A few months ago I would have read that and thought you were full of it. Since then I've seen the dialogue play out like that over and over again. Ironically, it is funnier now.
 
Reality bites! Good parody/reenactment Cow. Perhaps we should have a forum just for parody. Oh, forgot, new forums can't be voted on by the peons anymore, we have to let TPTB decide if we get one or not. . .unless, of course, one of us is a DemiGawd.
 
But, I always obey the rules .....
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Would I be warned for baiting if I posted this on ExIsle? We all know a few members wouldn’t take to kindly to it.

:gtc:
 
Grandtheftcow said:
Would I be warned for baiting if I posted this on ExIsle? We all know a few members wouldn’t take to kindly to it.

:gtc:
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Put a disclaimer prior to posting, stating its a parody and that should cover your tail.

But it solely depends on which way the wind is blow through the SL of EI.
Might want to wait for a strong north wind.
 
Nicely said GTC. If it means anything, I thought you or DS would have made great watchdogs.

The best is yet to come for exisle though.
 
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