MORBO RISING!

[MORBO]

MORBO HAS DECIDED TO BECOME A BOTTOM FEEDER. DAYCARE DIAPER CHANGERS AND MINEFIELD MENTAL DEFECTS UNITE!

ONLY A FEW MORE POSTS AND MORBO IS LIVE!

 

[johnford]

Change mine while your at it.

 

[MORBO]

MORBO RETURNS FROM MORBO'S SLUMBER, MAKES ONE POST AND SETS GAGH OFF ON A NEGREP SPREE OF RIDICULOUS CONSEQUENCE.

WHO HERE HAS BEEN "TROLLED" MORE EFFECTIVELY?

GAGH, FOR SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS THAT KARMA/POINTS ARE USELESS, WORTHLESS, AND MEANINGLESS, YOU SURE DO RELY UPON IT A LOT.

AT ANY RATE, YOU MISREAD MORBO'S INTENTIONS. MORBO'S BEEF IS NOT WITH YOU.

IT'S THE NEW CROP OF SHITTY DUALS AND INSIGNIFICANT MENDICANTS THAT MORBO HAS SET MORBO'S SIGHTS ON. MORBO WOULD GO AFTER JILLIAN, BUT THAT RETARDED TART SEEMS TO HAVE DRIED UP AND BLOWN AWAY.

MORBO WILL HOLD COURT IN DAYCARE AND LEAVE A STEADY STREAM OF PRETERNATURAL COW PATS IN THE MINEFIELD FOR MORBO'S AMUSEMENT. WATCH YOURSELVES.

IT'S A SPECIAL OLYMPICS SOCK HOP, LADIES, AND MORBO'S DJING.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Umm, excuse me but I patented the ALL CAPS OMNIPOTENT FOIL when I helped create Archangel.

You can't copy me! *pouts*

 

[pixiefroufrou]

PIXIEFROUFROU DOES NOT LIKE MORBO. HE THINKS MORBO IS GHAY

 

[Gagh]

You're probably both jack, anyway.

 

[pixiefroufrou]

PIXIEFROUFROU HAS 50 POSTS - NOW HE WILL SPREAD THE KARMA

 

[MORBO]

Umm, excuse me but I patented the ALL CAPS OMNIPOTENT FOIL when I helped create Archangel.

You can't copy me! *pouts*

THIS IS NOT THE FIRST KINGDOM MORBO HAS INFILTRATED. STICK AROUND, SAPLING, YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING.

 

[MORBO]

PIXIEFROUFROU DOES NOT LIKE MORBO. HE THINKS MORBO IS GHAY

YOUR TERRAN STANDARDS OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE AND PROCLIVITY MEAN NAUGHT TO MORBO. MORBO HAS FUCKED MUCH IN MORBO'S LIFE AND APOLOGIZES FOR NOTHING.

IF IT FEELS GOOD, FUCK IT!

 

[MORBO]

PIXIEFROUFROU HAS 50 POSTS - NOW HE WILL SPREAD THE KARMA

WATCH YOURSELF, FRAU PIXIE. MORBO CAN BE A MOST UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE.

 

[Starship Coyote]

COYOTEUGLY THINKS MORBO IS A FAG.

 

[pixiefroufrou]

PIXIE FROU FROU THINKS COYOTE IS A RETARD

 

[MORBO]

COYOTEUGLY THINKS MORBO IS A FAG.

KYOTOFUGLY'S OPINION IS DUALLY NOTED AND UNNECESSARY. YOUR PERSONALITY IS NO LONGER NEEDED, CU. YOU ARE RELEIVED. MORBO'S ON THE JOB, NOW.

 

[BlazerBoy]

This is really lame.

 

[Gagh]

PIXIE FROU FROU THINKS COYOTE IS A RETARD

OMG. How will he recover from this onslaught?!?!!??!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

CAPTAINWACKY THINKS CAPTAINWACKY IS WACKY.

 

[Starship Coyote]

OMG. How will he recover from this onslaught?!?!!??!!!

Therapy. Years of therapy.

I'm filing suit against this board for allowing it to happen.

HEY JILLIAN! KNOW ANY GOOD LAWYERS THAT I WON'T HAVE TO FUCK IN ORDER TO GET THEM TO REPRESENT ME?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jillian didn't fuck those lawyers, she just shouted "ERIC IS BATMAN" at them until they flabblejuiced.

 

[Dual Hunter]

KYOTOFUGLY'S OPINION IS DUALLY NOTED AND UNNECESSARY. YOUR PERSONALITY IS NO LONGER NEEDED, CU. YOU ARE RELEIVED. MORBO'S ON THE JOB, NOW.

Since it isn't a democracy, your views are duly noted, and totally ignored.

I'm detecting a pattern. There are many more familiar quips like this.

 

[MORBO]

WHAT EVER ARE YOU ON ABOUT, DUAL HUNTER?