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MORBO Touches My Soul

MORBO ONCE LICKED A HYPNO TOAD. MORBO WOKE LATER IN THE BACK OF A DIRTY VAN FILLED WITH SPICS AND CHICKENS TRYING TO GET ACROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER.
 
Morbo said "MORBO ONCE LICKED A HYPNO TOAD. MORBO WOKE LATER IN THE BACK OF A DIRTY VAN FILLED WITH SPICS AND CHICKENS TRYING TO GET ACROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER."

^OMG!!! The First Scene of Men in Black Was TRUE!!!!1

but I thought they blew you up!
 
Gagh said:
SURELY MORBO IS NOT OF THIS WORLD?

MORBO IS HERE SLUMMING FROM THE FUTURE. MORBO WAS ALSO INVOLVED IN A FAILED BID AT THE 2004 US PRESIDENCY.

MORBO WAS UNEMPLOYED FOR QUITE SOME TIME, BUT IS NOW WORKING ON MORBO'S SALSA DANCE STEPS IN THE HOPES OF A SPOT ON "DANCING WITH CELEBRI-TEASE."
 
Harkley said:
Morbo said "MORBO ONCE LICKED A HYPNO TOAD. MORBO WOKE LATER IN THE BACK OF A DIRTY VAN FILLED WITH SPICS AND CHICKENS TRYING TO GET ACROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER."

^OMG!!! The First Scene of Men in Black Was TRUE!!!!1

but I thought they blew you up!

MORBO IS FOREVER AND ABSOLUTE, AND CANNOT BE BLOWED UP. ALSO, DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON TV, OR READ ON THE INTERNETS.
 
OMG ABSOLUT MORBO!

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MORBO IS ONE DUAL WHO SHOULD NOT HUNTED. FOR IF YOU WERE TO HUNT HIM, THE HUNTER (YOU) WOULD BECOME THE HUNTED.
 
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