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More drama!

Mandi

Mandi

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Gotta love it. Looks like my nephew might be heading off to Juvie. Him and his friend Coy got caught in an old store stealing shit. They broke in through the air conditioner vents. So the cops came out, asked my nephew, and he lied to them. Then they questioned Coy and he broke down and told the truth. Now i'm cleaning my sisters house while she's at work, because Child Services might be making a visit. Don't you just love drama??
 
Let's review:
-Mom has like a million pets
-Nephew headed to juvie for petty theft
-Overweight and never had a boyfriend
-Mom drinks and curses you when the "durn computer" shuts off
-Mom leaves you alone for a week and you manage to kill one of her animals.

Ummm....you sure about not being white trash? I'm just sayin', don't be ashamed of it, embrace your trailer-parkness!!
 
never had a boyfriend... not true
Mom drinks...hardly ever
Mom has like a million pets.....only three
Overweight....not all overweight people are white trash
My mother is white trash, she embraces it. I'm not.
 
Come on, you know your mom is a raging drunk with chickens and goats in the backyard, and you didn't even have shoes until you were 8! ADMIT IT! WE WANT THE TRUTH!!!
 
I lived in Phoenix when I was 8. Of course I had shoes. We don't have chickens and shit. We have dogs, a cat, and some goldfish. Mom hardly ever drinks, unless it's a holiday. Shit, I drink more than she does.
 
Will you please, kindly admit that you're a shoeless, chain-smoking, chicken-rasing, Jack Daniels swiggin', Redneck white trash chick who doesn't shave her body hair?? ADMIT IT, I SAID, BIYATCH!!!
 
I've been to Phoenix and it is not the white trash capital of the world. South Carolina is the white trash capitol of the world. The average number of good teeth per girl is 2.
 
thanks pro!

I do chain smoke, I don't drink jack whiskey makes me sick, I have twenty pairs of shoes, I shave my legs, arms and nether region and I don't have chickens, my dog would kill them
 
I prefer "au naturel" when it comes to a woman's bush. Call me old-school. Maybe it's because I grew up watching porn from the late 70's-early 80's.
 
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