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Mystery D8

Mystery D8

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I think this forum is deceiving, I thought it would have discussions about the world of troll collecting, here are some of mine..
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Go rent 'The Boy Who Loved Trolls'.

It's what launched Sam Waterston into his superstardom on Law & Order.
 
Spa_King said:
I came here to do some research on trolls, like the one in childrens bed time stories, not fey dolls.
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I think it's past your bed time grandps. You old timers can't stay up to late.
 
I used to date a girl back in the 50s called Trixie. Nice girl, a tad too easy at the drive-in if you know what I mean. She was all fun and games, not a very serious girl. Poor thing could be seen stumbling home every evening drunk out of her gourd. Damn shame how she died though. Found herself impaled on european massager that was wired for 220 not 115. Took the coronor a good three days to pull that sucker out. Wasn't enough lube in the county to get that sucker outta there. Had to use a towing chain and my V8 to get the job done. They had quite a time gettin her in that coffin. Funeral was nice, all the boys from the firehouse sent a big flower arrangement.

As far as my bed time, I had my nap today.
 
Mystery D8 said:
I think this forum is deceiving, I thought it would have discussions about the world of troll collecting, here are some of mine..
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OMFG - THAT IS SUCH A WITTY POP CULTURE REFERENCE! I THINK THE WIT HAS GATHERED SUCH MOMENTUM IN THIS AMAZINGLY CUTTING AND WEIGHTY POST OF YOURS, THAT IT IS RUMBLING TOWARD ME FASTER THAN THE STONE BOULDER DID AT INDIANA JONES!

SEE - I CAN DO POP CULTURE REFERENCES TOO, YOU FUCKING GAY CUNT!

MUTHA-FUCKIN' WORD!
 
Much like the amazingly cutting remark you have just aimed towards me. In fact, it was so cutting, I think your rapier wit has just managed to lacerate me so deeply I may never regain the use of my left hand to wank over you again. Tragic. Let's exchange phone numbers.
 
How's that old Super Snipe working for ya, Gagh? She catch fire on ya lately?

Must be a pisser being laughed at when you're passed by old ladies in their Hillman Minxes.

I know that was your mum's car and all, but trust me, it's better to wean yourself off the smell of her rancid old pussy. It'll do wonders for your slightly sour disposition.
 
Slightly dour? That cry baby is more sour than my first ex-wife. She sucked lemons on the corner for nickels. I have never seen a man so completely self involved in years. It must come from his 40000 posts of necroing old threads.

Good on you Galf. You are quite the inspiration
 
YEAH AND ROMMIE DOES OTHER THINGS TOO. SOON WHEN PEOPLE CAN NOT MAKE RACIAL JEW JOKES THEY WONT BE HAPPY.

ROMMIE PLEASE READ YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES.
 
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