Morrissey wins "bad sex" award

[CaptainWacky]

Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.

Well done you old git!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Were they having sex, or were they attempting to walk through a car wash?

 

[Cassie]

Tit barrel rolling!

 

[Cassie]

I wonder if anyone has submitted that paragraph to http://weepingcock.livejournal.com/

 

[CaptainWacky]

Needs an otherwise central zone.

 

[Cassie]

Someone did post it on Weeping Cock!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Someone who hasn't had every muscle in their body smacked by a cock, clearly.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This is a good Twitter: https://twitter.com/troubledmozza