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MOTHERFUCKING CELL PHONES FUCKING SUCK!

...some bloody acronym, I bet.
 
I lost my cellphone in a taxicab last night. Had to suspend my service and order a new phone today.

I WILL BE INCAPACITATED FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS OMG.
 
HOW I LONG TO JOIN THE LEGIONS OF THOSE HELPLESS WITHOUT THEIR CELLS

TECH ME UP!
 
^^except there is the possibility of me losing it within two weeks....
 
I had a cell twice, didn't work out so well either time!
 
see?

omg.

I R DOOMED
 
My cell phone looks like it's stopped a bullet and I can only see about half of what's on the screen, but STILL I SOLDIER ON.
 
I want to live in a world where Dennis Bailey is forced to renact Tin Man in a glass cage whilst covered in goosefat with only an assortment of hats to wear to represent the characters. FOR EVER.

We've got it up on live webcam now, but it's a pay site.
 
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