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rancidmilko

I came for the porn
It's what they are. But why are they invading my home?





 
It's got to be your musty odor. God knows it isn't because you're bright.
 
The solution is simple: Buy a pet owl; they are the natural predator of the moth.

And Simon Powell, obviously.

 
How did you misspell "Cowell" when it's right there in front of you? That's like Stupidity Acrobatics, or something.

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It's got to be your musty odor. God knows it isn't because you're bright.
You've been here for 18 years, I know you can do better than that

On second thought, I don't know that.
 
The solution is simple: Buy a pet owl; they are the natural predator of the moth.

And Simon Powell, obviously.


This is not China or Saudi Arabia, you simply can't get an owl pet here
 
You've been here for 18 years, I know you can do better than that

On second thought, I don't know that.
Gee, that really stings, comin' from the... mammal who's been here for 15 years and doesn't have an avatar. Yeah, I'm gonna put a lot of effort into you. Yup.
 
This is not China or Saudi Arabia, you simply can't get an owl pet here
Eurasian Eagle Owls coming soon.
Name: Mike Fauteaux
Date: 1/8/2022
Website: Raptorswild.org
Phone: 5057936120
E-mail: Email this seller
Location: New Mexico

Eagle Owls are breeding now eggs coming soon. Not taking deposits yet just names. All babies $3800 plus shipping. Get on the list now they go fast. Mi...
 
Not bad. Same kind of price as a pedigreed kitten.
 
Gee, that really stings, comin' from the... mammal who's been here for 15 years and doesn't have an avatar. Yeah, I'm gonna put a lot of effort into you. Yup.
That R should be considered an avatar. Not a good one, but it's something.
 
Eurasian Eagle Owls coming soon.
Name: Mike Fauteaux
Date: 1/8/2022
Website: Raptorswild.org
Phone: 5057936120
E-mail: Email this seller
Location: New Mexico

Eagle Owls are breeding now eggs coming soon. Not taking deposits yet just names. All babies $3800 plus shipping. Get on the list now they go fast. Mi...
It seems like you're assuming I live in a civilized country, although the US is quickly losing that title under Biden's fuckupresidency.

That owl would be considered an invasive species here in Brazoo, so the fucktards won't allow them to be imported.

Unless you have enough money and connections to bribe the right people.

It'd be better to simply trap a wild one and keep it hidden inside your home.
 
That R should be considered an avatar. Not a good one, but it's something.
You can make one easy. What's "Brazoo"?
 
My heart goes out to the beleaguered people of Brazob, who must pay $10 billion dollars for such as a simple laptop. :(
 
My heart goes out to the beleaguered people of Brazob, who must pay $10 billion dollars for such as a simple laptop. :(
We're not Zimbaboon (yet) but we should be there in a couple years, especially if the left returns in 2023
 
Oh, I was more making a joke about Braziw's infamously high electronics tariffs.
 
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