Mowing the yard

[Cassie]

In December, DAMMIT!! I hope I don't mow my toes.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I killed all the grass on our property. I refuse to mow the shit.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I thought this would be a trimming/waxing thread with reference to Cassie's pubic region. Colour me disappointed.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Tired of bald. Overdone.

GIMME SOME FUCKING HAIR.

 

[Cassie]

I'm finished mowing the lawn, hopefully until at least March. There are weeds that seem to love this slightly cooler weather and grow like there is no tomorrow.

Sorry BDM I wish this thread was about mowing my own lawn, then it wouldn't take nearly as long and I'd be clean afterwards. Also I wouldn't feel nauseous from breathing all those nasty lawn mower fumes.

I HAVE CONQUERED THE LAWN FOR THE YEAR!!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Stop being a pansy-pussy with your yard. Buy a weed-whacker and butcher the bitch.

 

[Cassie]

I'm not gonna weed whack two acres, DAMMIT.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I sure as hell wouldn't mow it.

 

[headvoid]

I am in a hotel in ednburgh and no blue tooth otherwise I would post a picture

I am drunk

 

[Cassie]

Hot monkey porn pics?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Sorry BDM I wish this thread was about mowing my own lawn, then it wouldn't take nearly as long and I'd be clean afterwards. Also I wouldn't feel nauseous from breathing all those nasty lawn mower fumes.

That's ok, I'm really sick of the new "hardwood floor" look that most younger women favor these days. Maybe it's because the porn I grew up with in the 80's featured women with full bushes, like Christy Canyon and Kay Parker. Mostly, though, I think the bald look is creepy, because it denotes being sexaully immature, i.e. childish. Any guy that likes the completely shaven look is suspect, in my book.

 

[Cassie]

Yeah! lol

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Makes you think that guys digging on bald really would rather be molesting something 6 years underage.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about guys that like underage but extermely hairy pussy?

 

[Cassie]

I don't know!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

If there's grass on the field, play ball!

Not really, she should be 18 unless you're only 16 then she can be 16 too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You can legally do it with a 16 year here no matter your age (well, as long as you're 16 or over, obviously)...but morally!? WELL IF IT'S EMMA WATSON THEN THE MORALS CAN GO ON VACATION, RIGHT CHAPS?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

That's probably a good way to put it, but as a father, my fist makes repeated acquaintance with face and balls of said 16 year old boy who thinks he can own my daughter.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

People shouldn't have sex below the age of 25. The brain isn't fully developed till around then.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Makes you think that guys digging on bald really would rather be molesting something 6 years underage.

I'd rather hit this:

Than this:

She seriously looks like jailbait, and that's DISGUSTING!