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Mucho Chupos twisted love letter to the Pickle King: Volume 1

The Dork Lord

Whipping Boy
El Machorro said:
05-17-2007 02:54 PM HAVE A COOKIE FOR BEING MY BITCH

05-17-2007 02:55 PM YOU RUN OUT OF DOUCHE?

05-17-2007 02:56 PM cookie for having to cheat to make yourself look
good..you are low self esteem posting..i own you

05-17-2007 02:57 PM you are supposed to eat it not cram it up your
ass before your boyfriend shows up

05-17-2007 03:02 PM homo say what cookie for you

05-17-2007 03:04 PM have you ever thought of a careeer in flaming?

05-17-2007 03:10 PM YOU LAUGH AT THE BLOOD, SPERM, AND FECES SKID MARKS ON YOUR FACE

05-17-2007 07:55 PM have a brainfart cookie

05-17-2007 08:28 PM oh fuck, where do live? NOT ARIZONA I hope

05-18-2007 02:03 AM i knew that have a cookie pinhead

05-18-2007 07:19 PM PERMA DORKMONGER SPHINCTOPICKLE

05-18-2007 07:20 PM SO DOES HAVING NO TALENT AND HIDING BEHIND A BIG AVATAR GIMMICK TALKING GRADE SCHOOL BULLSHIT

05-19-2007 12:17 AM well you know your suction thats for sure

05-19-2007 12:24 AM dork lord wants some ball sack

05-19-2007 01:00 AM WHEN ARE YOU GUNNA SAY SOMETHING COLORFULL?

05-19-2007 01:01 AM its a punk band ..ass weasel..

05-19-2007 01:28 AM SIT DOWN TO PISS BITCH

05-19-2007 01:32 AM BEING ON YOUR KNEES IN A BUS STATION BATHROOM STALL ?


You guys think he'd pay me $50 for a dirty pic and an old pair of boxers?
 
dork the queer pickle
sucks farts for a nickle
until he sees the spunk trickle
then your cock he will tickle
and give back the fart nickle
if his ass you will dickle
riding dork the bi-cycle
 
When dork whined my fag lames had hit his bone
it was then I realized dork was mine to own

a message I sent hooked his upper lip
he made a new thread like he was so hip

he did not know then he was being owned proper
I had to show him the twilight zone as a stopper

Dork is a predictable sort of troll guy
I only had to tell him a reasonable lie

His thread proved he was all mine and it was all true
Dork then owned himself his own ass he did screw

I hope his rep is not all black and blue

I knew dork would buy into the Im sorry note
but all I wanted was to pwn dork like a scroat

Thanks to dork for being my bitch friend
I promise to never fag lame you again

Dork imagines my dick he would like to pull hard
like any confused troll bisexual tard

I just CAN'T DO THAT BUT JUST FOR FUN
the DORK GETS A PHOTO OF MY ERECTION


LOVE YOU DORKY!
 
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