My "A" key is stuck!

[Grammour Boy]

I have to hit it several times really hard to get the "A" to type.

 

[The Dork Lord]

th@t is r@ther unfortun@te!

wh@t ever sh@ll you do?

 

[Sarek]

How much do you want to bet Paris Hilton gets sodomized by a mop handle within a week of checking into the LA Police Departments Hotel Hilton?

 

[The Dork Lord]

10,000 on a scale of 1-10!

 

[Grammour Boy]

This will be a boon for Paris' career. Look what going to prison did for Martha Stewart. Paris will get a book deal, a movie deal and a video game franchise out of the experience.

 

[Sarek]

And she'll never suffer from constipation again!

 

[The Dork Lord]

!

 

[The Dork Lord]

actually, my apostrophe (sp?) and semi-colon key are switched on this keyboard, so that's fun.

 

[Bickendan]

At least your 'A' key works, GB.
My right arrow on my desktop's keyboard doesn't work at all, which really pisses me off, because I don't have time to replace the keyboard (which I've had for well over seven years...)

 

[Grammour Boy]

Who cares about the right arrow key? "A" on the other hand is the second most popular letter of the Alphabet--second only to "E". My online life is doomed.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm sure you could find a new keyboard fairly cheap.

 

[Grammour Boy]

And now my "E" key is starting to stick.

 

[Grammour Boy]

I'm sure you could find a new keyboard fairly cheap.

It's a notebook computer. Keyboards for them aren't cheap.

 

[eloisel]

This will be a boon for Paris' career. Look what going to prison did for Martha Stewart. Paris will get a book deal, a movie deal and a video game franchise out of the experience.

Probably. We definitely need more evidence that the girl has no brains, no talent, and absolutely nothing coherent to say.

 

[Grammour Boy]

"That's hot!" isn't nothing.

 

[eloisel]

"That's hot!" isn't nothing.

True. It is less than.