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My arrest in the news...

Blade

Blade

TK addict
Reports of my arrest have been greatly exaggerated. I do not owe the gov't any money in back taxes nor did I have to pay the 1 million dollar bond to get out of jail. It's all an intricate ruse in order to remove me from my "mortal" obligations so that I might covertly serve said gov't in dispatching an alarming onslaught of suckheads that have escaped from their top secret experimental facilities.

Fear not as I shall attempt to rescue you before these vampires fest upon your entrails.

Have a nice day.
 
I will fight taxes!

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Now that's funny, funnier than this stupid fucking thread. hey blade, why don't you go suck Hellman's coque au vin some more?
 
Vampires -- and by that I mean the snivelling, foppish little twats who go around thinking they're vampires -- hate me. Probably because I won't humor their pathetic delusion.
 
The Question said:
Vampires -- and by that I mean the snivelling, foppish little twats who go around thinking they're vampires -- hate me. Probably because I won't humor their pathetic delusion.
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Agreed. They are the first to die.
 
Blade said:
Reports of my arrest have been greatly exaggerated. I do not owe the gov't any money in back taxes nor did I have to pay the 1 million dollar bond to get out of jail. It's all an intricate ruse in order to remove me from my "mortal" obligations so that I might covertly serve said gov't in dispatching an alarming onslaught of suckheads that have escaped from their top secret experimental facilities.

Fear not as I shall attempt to rescue you before these vampires fest upon your entrails.

Have a nice day.
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vStart with him.v
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The Question said:
Vampires -- and by that I mean the snivelling, foppish little twats who go around thinking they're vampires -- hate me. Probably because I won't humor their pathetic delusion.
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DEATH TO ALL GOTH KIDS!
 
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