My ass is hurt and bleeding!

[Big Dick McGee]

Looks like Wacky's been in the house while I was sleeping!

Again!

 

[Mandi]

Do you need stitches?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No, he's got a wee little penis, apparently.

 

[Mandi]

ok, good cause I don't wanna have to look at yer asshole to stitch it up

 

[Big Dick McGee]

My ass is beautiful, and it smells like pumpkin pie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING (I didn't cum so there's no DNA).

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Oh no? THEN WHY WAS THERE HAGGIS AND A HALF-DEAD SHEEP ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO ME WHEN I WOKE UP! BUSTED!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It could have been ANY Scottish person!

 

[Jethro]

You can have Scotty. He won't complain!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

He's DEAD, Jim!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think Scotty knew about Takei being a fairy? And, if so, why didn't he CHIB the asian faggot!?

 

[Jethro]

He's DEAD, Jim!

But they buried him face down SO HIS FRIENDS COULD STOP OFF FOR A COLD ONE ON THEIR WAY HOME FROM WORK!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I thought it was so he could eat dirt (he was fat in his younger days!)

 

[Jethro]

HE WAS FAT IN HIS OLDER DAYS TOO

 

[Jethro]

AND HE IS STILL FAT!

WHICH MAKES THE MAGGOTS HAPPY.

IF NOT THE FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SENSORY OVERLOAD!!! I NEED A WONKA BAR!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least his Katra's in a better place now.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Gesundheit. :lisandra:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is it wrong to stab children in the face with forks?