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My Baloney has a new last name

I love that. I want one of those neon banner thingies to put in my rearview saYIng stuff like "FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU!!
 
I hate taligaters especially if I am not even in the fucking fast lane

we were all going slow

it was 5 o clock traffic

plus I am a speeder anyways (I have tickets too)

So I hate it when I am already speeding and someone is on my ass

fuckers
 
when someone flips me off or does a road rage I laugh and blow them a kiss. Pisses them off way worse than a middle finger.
 
One time Cookie fried some balony. Instead of using a little butter, a frying pan, and some onions he put it in the deep fryer. God that stuff was awful and it gave Ringmaster Ned gas and he was tooting farts all night!
 
LIES!

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

If I go into the kitchen and make you a sammich because you demanded that I do so and then you eat that sammich, you do realize that it will probably be the last thing you ever do. Right?

What kind of sammich do you want?

Now, wait right there for me to make it for you.
 
when someone flips me off or does a road rage I laugh and blow them a kiss. Pisses them off way worse than a middle finger.

I used to say, "Merry Christmas"

I think I forgot to say that this dude put his finger to his head like it was a gun-y'know indicating he wanted to shoot me, yeah I kind of sped up and away after that. Fucked up individual LOL
 
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