my cock is really small and irregular

[CaptainWacky]

LOL RARE MOMENT OF HONESTY

 

[Ishcabittle]

THEY HAV EA SURGURY FOR THAT, YOU KNOW. IT ONLY COSTS 30p

 

[CaptainWacky]

no they dont

 

[EnglishRose]

define irregular

 

[jack]

Mine curves to the left.

Or maybe that's "stage left".

 

[Geedis,]

Mine curves to the left.

Or maybe that's "stage left".

Talking about your penis to strangers on the internet again, gnomie?

 

[jack]

Yes, I'm sure it curves to the left, actually.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

define irregular

LMAO! I was thinking the exact same thing!

 

[jack]

Yeah I was thinking every bump and wrinkle is just a bonus.

 

[CaptainWacky]

i have a small pen0r

 

[jack]

i have a small pen0r

I think it's how you use it that matters, or whether you know how to use your tongue properly, something. I mean, size queens are just numb anyway, so wtf?

 

[Tyrant]

LMAO! I was thinking the exact same thing!

:huh:

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm not telling you OAKY

 

[EnglishRose]

No it's not Okay - you said it was irregular and I want to know what makes it irregular!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I'd like to know what he was comparing it to. And while we're on the topic of 'irregular' what exactly IS regular? What's the standard?

 

[curiousa2z]

exactly.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

The "standard" or "average" is about three inches shorter than mine, and about 3" less thick.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Could you imagine a world where all cocks were of uniform size and cookie cutter shapes?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No, inasmuch as I don't imagine other cocks!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

But what if they were all tightly-coiled like pogo springs?

Wacky, huh!?