My computer's making a weird ticking noise

[CaptainWacky]

I can't quite tell where it's coming from. I think it's about to blow up anyway.

 

[Mentalist]

That's what happens with the old testament computers.



What's your specs.

 

[Harkley]

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT YOUR PENIS IN A SPINNING HARD DRIVE.

 

[Mentalist]

Yeah, it is most likley the HD actually. The old ticking noise before the HD finally gives up and dies.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

IT COULD BE A BOMB, THE WORK OF THE SAME CATS WHO BOMBED STARBUCKS IN FAIRYLAND THIS MORNING!!

 

[Harkley]

There are ways to use HDDs that have died because of that.

The way allows you to backup all your data, and involves opening it up, and playing with the insides a bit.

*loox for link*

 

[Mentalist]

Wacky will never do that.

 

[Harkley]

Even if it dies? and he knows its the HDD?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was a bomb. I shot it into the heart of the sun.

 

[whisky]

You fool, now the sun will explode!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Well, the liberals will be happy, inasmuch as Global Warming will now cease.

 

[whisky]

If the sun explodes I would say it would dramatically increase

 

[CaptainWacky]

AT LEAST WE'LL ALL BE WITH GOD.

 

[PreatorX]

But I don't want the sun to explode.

 

[CaptainWacky]

TOO BAD, my bomb/missile is going to hit it in 83 years!

 

[PreatorX]

TOO BAD, my bomb/missile is going to hit it in 83 years!

SHIT! YOU'RE A REAL ASSHOLE WACKY!!! NOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO ENJOY MY 107TH BIRTHDAY!!!

 

[jack]

What's a liberal?

 

[whisky]

A conservative with his fingers crossed

 

[CaptainWacky]

TONY BLIAR LOL