My dick hurts

CaptainWacky · Oct 20, 2005

AND YET I can't stop wanking (it's the only thing that gets me through the day) WHAT AM I TO DO?

Eggs Mayonnaise · Oct 20, 2005

Use lotion. And stop sodomizing the cat in the mouth, use her bobo instead.

CaptainWacky · Oct 20, 2005

Lotion isn't a magical cure all solution!

BlazerBoy · Oct 21, 2005

CaptainWacky said:
AND YET I can't stop wanking (it's the only thing that gets me through the day) WHAT AM I TO DO?

Find other uses for your penis. I'm available on Thursday and Friday evenings, and I'll even discount for you.

CaptainWacky · Oct 21, 2005

I'm going to try not to wank for one week.

Mandi · Oct 21, 2005

you won't make it 6 hours!

Laker_Girl · Oct 21, 2005

Eggs had a good suggestion, use your penis for sex instead of wanking, there's an idea.

johnford · Oct 21, 2005

Lubrication and lotion dont work? Does for me when I wank to much.

Hire a hooker or something to take care of your horney penis.

johnford · Oct 21, 2005

Laker_Girl said:
Eggs had a good suggestion, use your penis for sex instead of wanking, there's an idea.

Hahaha