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My Doctor tried to screw me

starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Today I went to the Doctor because I was having stomach pains. This "Doctor" called me in his office and locked the door behind me. After giving me this devious look, he told me that he wanted to tae my rectal temperature. Now I'm thinking he was going to stick a very small rectal thermometer in there for a few seconds, so I dropped my pants and bent over the table as instructed. While bent over, I looked down at my feet and immedately started to wonder "why is this guy standing so close behind me and why is his pants down around his ankles :huh:

A few seconds later, I noticed that all the thermometers were sitting on the table in front of me, then heard something that sounded like a vasaline jar being opened. This guy then tries to spread my cheeks and said "Hold on to the table, this won't hurt a bit" :shock: I spun around and bit the shit outta his arm, grabbed my pants and ran out of his office with his secretary chasing me screaming that I still had to pay my bill.

I was like "Fuck that"
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starguard said:
Today I went to the Doctor because I was having stomach pains. This "Doctor" called me in his office and locked the door behind me. After giving me this devious look, he told me that he wanted to tae my rectal temperature. Now I'm thinking he was going to stick a very small rectal thermometer in there for a few seconds, so I dropped my pants and bent over the table as instructed. While bent over, I looked down at my feet and immedately started to wonder "why is this guy standing so close behind me and why is his pants down around his ankles :huh:

A few seconds later, I noticed that all the thermometers were sitting on the table in front of me, then heard something that sounded like a vasaline jar being opened. This guy then tries to spread my cheeks and said "Hold on to the table, this won't hurt a bit" :shock: I spun around and bit the shit outta his arm, grabbed my pants and ran out of his office with his secretary chasing me screaming that I still had to pay my bill.

I was like "Fuck that"
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No doubt this doctor was informed by others that you liked it up the asshole. Surely you resisted simply because his 'peter' was the size of a pinhead (or SAREK's brain). As you did not relish the thought of feeling the equivalent of a piece of dust up your asshole, you ran out screaming 'it is too fucking small!! Noooooooooooooo!'.
 
I say take what you can. You never know if/when you'll ever have sex again.

Doctors can be very considerate lovers. Go ahead... give it a shot.

Let us know how it goes.

Love,

KC
 
Dark_Temptation said:
Dark_Temtation of course B)

Is right in the quote, and avatar and signature, if you didnt catch it B)
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Well the quote says one thing, and your screenname a completely different one.

So is it "Dark_Temptation"

or

"Dark_Temtation of course"

:::laughing:::
 
You Jewish Lungbutter guys are totally fucked up, but then....you knew this, right? Raffles owning you is just the beginning. You're like a crossdresser at a frat party, everyone gets a turn.
 
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