my hacked iphone bags me chicks, honestly

[Ishcabittle]

here's proof:

we had sex later, after this photo was taken.

 

[Cassie]

I bet right that second she pressed your face into her cleavage!

 

[FBI parte due]

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
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[Dr Dave]

This is a thread of lies!

 

[Ishcabittle]

okay, it was just heavy petting.

 

[Dr Dave]

MORE LIES FROM ISH!

WHY THE LIES ISH!

WHAT ARE YOU HIDEING!

SHOW US ON THE CASSIE DOLL WHERE THE BAD MAN TOUCHED YOU!

 

[FBI parte due]

Are you trying to be ironic by using a graphic from an anti-iphone tirade OR ARE YOU JUST A LYING CHEATING FOOL?!

 

[Dr Dave]

I think we all know the answer to that FBI!

 

[FBI parte due]

He's really a double crossing transvestite Chicagoan druglord with SECRET ANIMAL POWERS?!

 

[Dr Dave]

ITS A FACT!

 

[Ishcabittle]

I'm being ironic, I guess, 'cause most of the things maddox says no longer apply after the hack. Although he is right about apple fans never shutting up, I should know, I'm one of them.

 

[FBI parte due]

Kinda sucks that you need a hack at all, though.

NOT THAT I'M BIASED AGAINST APPLE IN ANY WAY.

 

[Ishcabittle]

amazingly enough, the hack is super simple. too many people wanted ssh for it not to happen.

 

[Cassie]

Apples are delicious

 

[Love Child]

No! No! This thread hurts my Head! You Don't Need All Those Cool Gadgets and Gizmos Ish! I'll Love You For You!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm convinced that you had sex with Scarlett Johansson but I don't understand anything else you said.

 

[The Dork Lord]

HAWTEST RED X EVAH!

 

[Love Child]

awww... You won't be sayin' that when I snipe yer head off in a couple weeks...

SILENCE!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I bet if you tried, you'd cause a few guy parts to stiffen and protrude as well.

 

[The Dork Lord]

!