My house is haunted

[Mandi]

Who has the number for ghostbusters? Cause this little bastard keeps throwing things at me!

 

[Mentalist]

I DONT BELIEVE YOU

 

[Mandi]

That's ok, i'm used to no one believing me. But when this ghost kills me, will you come to my funeral?

 

[whisky]

If you become a ghost you can come to your own funeral, then I'll call ghostbusters.

I have a 1/18th scale die cast version of ecto 1 quite close to me right now.

 

[Mandi]

but then i'd be the only one at my funeral!

 

[whisky]

Oh well, at least you wouldnt have to worry about being late.

 

[Mandi]

yeah, but that means nobody would miss me!!!

 

[whisky]

If the sniper misses you, you wont even need a funeral.

 

[Mandi]

Thank you whisky, I now know how much I am loved.

 

[speck]

I can tlak to them sometimes, or at least understand them.

 

[Mandi]

Then would you tell this bastard to leave me alone!

 

[speck]

what are you doing to make him act so?

 

[Mandi]

i'm not doing anything. I'm just sitting here posting and listening to music.....usually it's a nice ghost, but today it's being an ass!

 

[Blindgroping]

You could always, "entice" him.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Call Teh Frighteners, instead.

 

[Mandi]

You could always, "entice" him.

and how exactly would I do that?

 

[Mandi]

Well, the ghost and I sat down and had a discussion. He'll quit throwing things at me, and i'll start sharing my weed. Let's see how this holds up, no need for ghost busters right now!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hi, UNDINA ARCADIA!!1

 

[Gagh]

IS IT HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF MACAULAY CULKIN?

 

[Blindgroping]

Bob Denver and John Denver