My Idea for a Late-Night Public Access Show...

[Volpone]

Have a show with a cute topless girl, making balloon animals.

And she wouldn't even have to be particularly good at making the balloon animals. I'd just like to see the moment when she sticks the rubber in her mouth and a long, narrow balloon gets inflated. :cylon:

I mean fuck, it'd be better than "Deadliest Catch".

 

[Volpone]

Actually, forget about making balloon animals. I want to see her make balloon swords. And then swallow them. :techman:

 

[chucklemeister]

Or two topless girls having a pillow fight.

 

[Volpone]

Eh. You know them big rubber inflatable balls you sit on, with the handle? I'd like to see a couple topless chicks in a race on them. With slow motion replays. :tasvir:

 

[Zombie Superman]

What if she just sits there and rubs herself?

To off the cuff?

 

[eloisel]

Hmmm... all sex in the head and no sex in the bed?

 

[The Dork Lord]

head?

Like in the bathroom?

That can be fun...

 

[Volpone]

Midgets, fighting with whiffle-ball bats could be entertaining too.