My Joints Hurt Too

[Mirah]

Maybe I got bit by a mosquito in Bora Bora.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Have you been to Bora Bora? If not, it's probably something else!

 

[Mirah]

No. I have never been to Bora Bora.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Have you tried smoking them?

 

[CaptainWacky]

My hips hurt.

 

[Cassie]

But do they lie?

 

[Dr Dave]

You should take care of your joints.

 

[whisky]

I wonder if John Hurt's joints hurt?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well he's pretty old, so probably.

 

[whisky]

What if John Hurt smokes Joints in the john to ease his joint hurts?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'd be more human than all of us.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Valdemort left him with chronic joint pain.

 

[Mirah]

Well today my joints aren't bothering me,
my lower back pain isn't so bad,
and my elbow isn't as annoying
because
I burned my hand last night
and THAT hurts like a mother fucker!

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The left side of my chest has hurt for three days.

 

[whisky]

You might want to get that checked out

 

[CaptainWacky]

maybe I died and jumped to a universe where I didn't die, again

 

[Dr Dave]

Might be a good idea to go see a doctor.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They just make you feel like you're wasting their time and you contemplate suicide.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If they make you feel that way, don't pay them. They suck.