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My letter to Gen. Swartzkof about WF

DarthSikle

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Please help me in editing this important letter:


Important Letter said:
Dear General Shwarzkopf:

As the last five star general of the American People, I felt it best to contact you regarding a den of depravity I have discovered on teh internets.

The website in question is called www.wordforge.net, it is a subscriber only forum that is allegedly dedicated to gay science fiction fandom but I have noticed some dark undertones lately.

They had a room called “the white room”. Please note, recently the depraved video game, “grand theft auto: san Andreas” replaced their old theme song “woman to woman” with the song “the white room” by cream. I believe they are subliminally telling young males to replace their fantasies of women with fantasies of male semen.

It also seems that they allow underage kids view pornography. As you may be aware, this is the first step that pedophiles use to indoctrinate their young charges. This ring is led by the following people: Elwood, a man who claims to an officer of the law, Uncle Albert, a pedophile name if I have ever heard one. He claims to have a bisexual girlfriend who routinely tells of her exploits. I believe this is just to let the kiddies think they are listening to normal heterosexual stories. The worst of them is a strange creature named Techman. His pictorial representation is of a little boy with an exposed chest in a sexually suggestive posture.

Another disturbing phenomenon was when pictures of Kiera Knightly nude from when she was not of legal age. Even when it was pointed out, they refused to remove it at first. Please use teh internets wayback website to verify that child pornography existed on Wordforge.

When I point all of this out, they shun me and call me bad names like snowflake in hell. What does that even mean?

These people must be stopped. If we can just save one child from these depraved maniacs, the world would be a better place. I am really concerned about the following people: Foil, Phantom and Mandi. Please help them

Respectfully Yours,

DarthSikle
 
Here you go.

Originally Posted by Important Letter
Dear General Shwarzkopf:

As the last five star general of the American People,
He's got only four.
I'm such a worthless jackass and waste people's time with lame, idiotic foolish crap like this letter.

Respectfully Yours,

DarthSikle
 
I do hope you are not being flippant DS, for the first time in a long period of time I feel we may be doing some good here.

Think of the children DS, this is serious business.
 
headvoid said:
I do hope you are not being flippant DS, for the first time in a long period of time I feel we may be doing some good here.
He may be...I was fractionally less bored.

But not by a lot.
 
Well, as long as you don't let that boredom turn you to dark practices Techman. Idle hands are the Devils tools.
 
ERE MINE:

DEAR GENERAL SCWARTTAKOIPFPE

YOU MAKE REELY GRATE SHAMPOOS AND SHIT. MY TRAYLOR SMELS REELY GRATE NOW. CHEERS MATE!


GAGH
 
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