My life just flashed before my eyes.

[johnford]

I have no regrets for such a demeaning life,the light the light where is the damn white light.

 

[johnford]

I was alerted by a mysterious blob to bring plenty of sun block because where I'm going I need lots of...

 

[johnford]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

[johnford]

Going going....GONE!

 

[johnford]

Where the HELL am I?

Oh wait,Hi satan! I thought I reconized you.

 

[johnford]

Am I dead or just brain dead? Perhaps both.

 

[johnford]

My body isn't even cold yet and the grave robbing Mushroom is in process of digging up my cold shallow grave.

 

[johnford]

MMMMMM mushroom.

 

[johnford]

Why is there no mushrooms in hell?

 

[johnford]

I can't even have a mushroom pizza delievered to my new brimstone apartment by the lava lake.

 

[The Question]

The only thing there is in Hell is vegetarian pizzas.

And badgers.

Angry badgers, on account of the pizzas.

 

[johnford]

Ugh! The only thing you can get down here is red hots,nasty ass rotten sushi and anchovi pizza with hot sauce...ick.

 

[johnford]

The only thing there is in Hell is vegetarian pizzas.

And badgers.

Angry badgers, on account of the pizzas.

No angry beavers just yet but I haven't gotten around to skinny dipping in the lava lake just yet.

 

[johnford]

I mean badgers not beavers...my minds in the gutter.

 

[johnford]

I'm out of sun block...NOOOOO!!!!! I cease to exist,fading away....NOOOOO!

 

[The Question]

Okay, to refresh your memory:

Angry badger = BAD.
Angry beaver = very, very GOOD.

 

[johnford]

The heats gotten to me,now where to find an angry beaver at this time of night and place? Think John Think. Oh I know the strip joint down brimstone lane.

 

[Tyrant]

Vegetarian pizzas are great. They are far more filling.

 

[Sarek]

Yuk

 

[Tyrant]