My mum and I are learning German!

[Mandi]

So far I know how to say,

Excuse me-Entschuldigen Sie
Do you understand English? - Verstehen Sie Englisch?
No-Nein
I understand- Ich verstehe
I understand no English-Ich verstehe kein Englisch
You understand?- Verstehen Sie
German- deutsch
Only a little bit- nur ein wenig
Are you an American- sind Sie ein Amerikaner
You are- Sie sind
Verstehen sie deutsch
Yes- ja
Sie verstehen deutsches wenig- You understand a little german

I'm having trouble with understand and little.....calls for more practice

 

[Blindgroping]

You know TQ will be here for that.

 

[Harkley]

Guten tag. Ich heisse Harkley. Wie Heisst du? (excuse the lack of umlaut)

 

[Mandi]

Well, my mum grew up in Germany. So we're learning together, technically she's re-learning.

 

[Harkley]

Viele Gluck (good luck with it ).

 

[Mandi]

Danke

 

[Mandi]

This is difficult shit!

 

[Mandi]

Specially at 3:30 am

 

[The Question]

Start listening to Rammstein.

 

[Harkley]

lol

I only have Du Hast, I've been meaning to listen to more of their music.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Cherman ist und wundebar lankvich to learn vhen you vant to make a lot uff Chewish peoples very nerrvouss.

 

[Harkley]

Sometimes, I find myself shouting "ACHTUNG! ACHTUNG! SCHNELL! SCHNELL!" randomly...

 

[CaptainWacky]

You know who else spoke German? HITLER! EDDIE HITTLER FROM BOTTOM.

 

[Harkley]

EDDIE HITLER LIVED IN CRINKY BOTTOM?!??!!

O MY

That must have been why Noel's House Party failed.

IT COULDNT HAVE BEEN BLOBBY. IT JUST COULDN'T HAVE BEEN!

 

[CaptainWacky]

BLOOBLY WAS JAR JAR BEFORE JAR JAR

 

[Harkley]

BLOBBY WAS MY IDOL.

I LOVED THE BLOBBY IN EVERY WAY A MAN CAN LOVE A PINK THING WITH YELLOW SPOTS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BLOBBY BLOBBY...BINKSY!?

 

[Laker_Girl]

Mum? You're an American who lives in America, here they're called MOM. Don't be lame.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Anglophiles are twats. It's America. Speak American.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She can say whatever the fuck she wants.