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mY NAME IS eL mACHORRO ..HELLO

El Machorro

El Machorro

New member
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/search.php?searchid=354916

i'M NEW HERE and want to check in to say how much you have all made me feel welcome here and how much it means to me to have such nice new friends to play with. I was invited here of course by one of you...a special thanks to them. hugs. I cant get over how good you guys are at playing the role of being severely fucktarded trolls. You fooled me. !!!I WAS SUCKERED RIGHT INTO BELIEVEING that is how you really are while posting here when new memebrs come aboard. What a lively crew you have here. I cant wait to get to know each and every one of you. Feel free to contact me anytimefor any reason. I am ordained clergy and do same sex marriage ceremonies so I imagine Ill be meeting alot of you that way. Just because I love you , just place your hand on the display screen .....YOU ARE ABSOLVED OF ALL EARTHLY SINS NOW! cowafuckingbunga! I also counsel men with damaged sphincters resulting from sodomic intercourse excitement. Dork Lord knows me from my work bringING him back from the BROWN RING DAMAGED consequences of a traumatic mistake he made in his life regarding his confusion about what a bottom slut is. Enuff said. The chatter about me and Cacosweetie isnt true. She did request my cock on cam more than once but after I saw her beaver CLOSE UP on cam I had to back out fearing herpes. No shame there. Jack also wanted to go on cam and show me something but the teasing was too much for me plus asking for my credit card number was a buzzkill. Thanks again for warming up to me and allowing me to give you a big cyber reacharound.I promise to take the time to explain english common law principles to you know who. sincerely, el machorro [loves his new bitches]
 
Dude...I sent you a welcome PM and publicly stated my feelings?

What else would you like?

My intellect is a little on the lite side and have trouble reading the paragraphs of insight you provide. A cliffs' note version would be appreciated.
 
Introduction threads should be made when you arrive, not as a last ditch attempt to save your pride.
 
El Machorro said:
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/search.php?searchid=354916

i'M NEW HERE and want to check in to say how much you have all made me feel welcome here and how much it means to me to have such nice new friends to play with. I was invited here of course by one of you...a special thanks to them. hugs. I cant get over how good you guys are at playing the role of being severely fucktarded trolls. You fooled me. !!!I WAS SUCKERED RIGHT INTO BELIEVEING that is how you really are while posting here when new memebrs come aboard. What a lively crew you have here. I cant wait to get to know each and every one of you. Feel free to contact me anytimefor any reason. I am ordained clergy and do same sex marriage ceremonies so I imagine Ill be meeting alot of you that way. Just because I love you , just place your hand on the display screen .....YOU ARE ABSOLVED OF ALL EARTHLY SINS NOW! cowafuckingbunga! I also counsel men with damaged sphincters resulting from sodomic intercourse excitement. Dork Lord knows me from my work bringING him back from the BROWN RING DAMAGED consequences of a traumatic mistake he made in his life regarding his confusion about what a bottom slut is. Enuff said. The chatter about me and Cacosweetie isnt true. She did request my cock on cam more than once but after I saw her beaver CLOSE UP on cam I had to back out fearing herpes. No shame there. Jack also wanted to go on cam and show me something but the teasing was too much for me plus asking for my credit card number was a buzzkill. Thanks again for warming up to me and allowing me to give you a big cyber reacharound.I promise to take the time to explain english common law principles to you know who. sincerely, el machorro [loves his new bitches]
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Personally, I wondered when he'd start at the fag joke level.

a little longer, and much more dressed up (which means of course, a lot more effort) but still...meh. Why go to all that effort?

Darth is showing the love Chupie.. Suck it up d00d :D
 
El Machorro said:
How long are you going to PREDICTABLY jump thru my hoop ?
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How long are you going to not understand that this is a message board? If you're at the level where you think responding to a post (you know...that's where you post something, and someone responds to it) is pwning someone, well then...... you're just like Elrod. Good luck on that fantastic trolling technique. If you plan to stick around, then try to get along with other people who post here. You don't have to either way, no one really gives a fuck. But if you want to have your opinions actually heard in this cacophony of personality, you have to give a little.

You seem remotely intelligent, for a n00b. I'm beginning to believe you were trolled here in which case, it is my sincere hope that you suddenly develop a bleeding, metastasizing stomach tumor.
 
That would be of course in deference to my true belief, which that you are just a shitty one-trick pony dual, which is REEEEEEEEALLLY boring.
 
I still don't know if Darth started out as a parody of me that became something else

Or if it's just coincidence...

Darth Sikle=Dark Pickle?

Jesus I'm paranoid...
 
nonono DarthSikle has an account at Commie under the same name. Same poster as here. Not associated with Dark Pickle (Dork Lord) in any way.
 
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