My Neighbors have Just Reached a Whole New Level of Stupidity

[starguard]

While standing out in front of the house watching the snow fall, one of my neighbors came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

I watched him open it, then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house.
A little later he came out of the house again, went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut, and angrily went storming back into the house.

As I stood there trying to figure out what the hell this fucks problem was, here he came out again,marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed, this time harder than ever.

Puzzled by his actions I finally decided to ask him, " Egad..What the hell is your malfunction man?"

To which he replied, "You want to know what my malfunction is asshat?"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL







:huh:

if this fuck had a brain, he'd actually pose a threat to someone

 

[Cranky Bastard]

That's a blonde joke.

 

[starguard]

That's a blonde joke.

How did you know he is blond?... (that is, with the exception of a big bald spot in the back of his head from a fireworks explosion last year) :meh:

 

[Sarek]

I'd say he had reached a whole new level of stupidity when he moved into a house next door to a nosey neighbor like Starguard.

 

[bad dog]

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[bad dog]

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