My New Bionic Balls

[starguard]

After a year of waiting for reconstructive surgery, I finally received my new pair of bionic balls on Monday. After 7 days of hallucenogenic wild dreams brought on by the smell of Jack Daniels, I can now resume my career as the terror of my neighborhood brothel The surgeon says I should start small, using short hookers first. Game on!

 

[Nacchisrevenge]

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Do they give you the Peter North eruptions?

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Small, short hookers & Peter North eruptions = bottle rocket effect

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Bounce them off the ceiling.

Alternatively, paste some velcro up there in a target pattern and do black hookers.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Some Ho Bag target practice. It's a sport.