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My ongoing search for love has ended...

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Henoch

!!
...IT DOESN'T EXIST!

MISSION FAILED!

I am no longer searching, if love wants me it'll have to hunt me down, seach for my location & phone me up & say "hey, i'm love, wanna get together?"
 
So i'm out & about this past weekend & i meet up with this sexy guy & we DO IT! Yeah, yeah, but...later that night i see him in a club speaking to my mortal enemy & laughing! Yes, not ONLY my mortal enemy but another guy who i equally can't stand!

It's at this point i realize that i just need to be a stay at home nerd cause MEN just aren't worth it!! They are all the same, they just ALL suck at different levels, but they ALL SUCK IMO!

I JUST VAAANT TO BE...ALOOOOONE.
 
Henoch said:
The only thing i have left to live for is FUCKIN' KARMA & POINTS!

OH GOD, KILL ME NOW!!!
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The darkest hour is always right before a new dawn dude! 8)
 
Henoch said:
All of my dawns are pitch black...dude!:(
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Do worry, I love you.

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I have the exact opposite problem: I have to beat the ladies off with a stick. It''s like those body spray commercials where the women try to fuck the guy by jumping on him. I have to deliver uppercuts wherever I go.
 
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