My own slice of mess board home shit.

[BitchSlapSmitty]

http://p207.ezboard.com/fthebullpen28879frm43

 

[Sarek]

Homey don't do no ghetto surfin'.

 

[B۞B]

FaNCiE YunG TURKCS wit yoURE tekcollEGiE an aLLL.

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fuck.its.z

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Homey don't do no ghetto surfin'.

You're a fucking Lop, Barney Fife.

It's crazy I actually have a Father in law now that's former Air Force.

My worst dream has come true. I married into a Sarek Family!

Thanks Dad!

Fucker.

 

[Sarek]

You're a fucking Lop, Barney Fife.

It's crazy I actually have a Father in law now that's former Air Force.

My worst dream has come true. I married into a Sarek Family!

Thanks Dad!

Fucker.

You're married? Damn.

Can't be legal. Gays can't even get married legally in most parts of the country right now. I can't see California approving marriages between humans and monkeys.

No matter. When the roofies finally wear off, I'm sure she'll return you to the zoo.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

You're married? Damn.

Can't be legal. Gays can't even get married legally in most parts of the country right now. I can't see California approving marriages between humans and monkeys.

No matter. When the roofies finally wear off, I'm sure she'll return you to the zoo.

I'm not in California no more Dad.

I'm in the south!

And I'm not gay, I have a bigger dick than you...


er wait...

Maybe I am gay.

THANKS FOR MOLESTING ME OFFICER SAREK!

 

[Sarek]

I'm not in California no more Dad.

I'm in the south!

And you haven't been hung yet? What, you only go out at night so they can't see you?

And I'm not gay, I have a bigger dick than you...

Yet it was small enough to make you move out of the porch monkey capital of the world.

Shame a factor?

er wait...

Maybe I am gay.

You said it, not me.

THANKS FOR MOLESTING ME OFFICER SAREK!

You wouldn't have to worry about that. There would be nothing left to molest after you graduated from the Rodney King school of hard knocks.

 

[Alex Buchet]

this is scintillating banter

 

[Alex Buchet]

I'm not in California no more Dad.
And I'm not gay, I have a bigger dick than you...

Huntress, of all the pathetic things that you do on the Internet, and they are legion, bragging about your the size of your dick on message boards has to be the saddest. I mean, come on dude, you're not 15 anymore.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Huntress, of all the pathetic things that you do on the Internet, and they are legion, bragging about your the size of your dick on message boards has to be the saddest. I mean, come on dude, you're not 15 anymore.

are we talking inches or feet ass licker queen?

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

And you haven't been hung yet? What, you only go out at night so they can't see you?



Yet it was small enough to make you move out of the porch monkey capital of the world.

Shame a factor?



You said it, not me.



You wouldn't have to worry about that. There would be nothing left to molest after you graduated from the Rodney King school of hard knocks.

My pigment in the black of night is indeed handy.

You would never see me coming.

You were in the air force, and unless all you did was mop buckets, you're probably plagued w/ bad hearing.

You would never hear me coming.


So, i guess that explains your racism, huh? Due to your own disabilities you just point and shoot at whatever moves eh?

It's all a blur Daddy Sarek, which also explains why your sister's your wife.

Fire in the hole indeed motherfucker!

 

[Sarek]

Oh, Bitchy. I pity you.

The only thing you're worse at than being a monkey who's trying to be a human being is trying to be a monkey who wants to be a troll.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Oh, Bitchy. I pity you.

The only thing you're worse at than being a monkey who's trying to be a human being is trying to be a monkey who wants to be a troll.

I'm not, nor ever was a troll Sara.


Now, speaking of pity? I think it's you we should all be pitying. It must be hard for you to have served your country, than after you get out, you're reduced to being a lowly base cop for the squids.

Getting paid 12 bucks an hour to stand at a gate, sitting in a truck to answer the occasional domestic violence call on base housing w/ the young "squids", must really be the highlight of your night.

And you use to be an airman, now the only thing you wave thru is traffic.

Save the pity for your own titty son.

Suckle it.

 

[Sarek]

"Squids" are Navy and I get FAR more than 12 bucks an hour.

Reread your post Bitchy. No matter how you look at it, your "insults" to me still reek of accomplishments on my part.

You're really not very good at this.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

"Squids" are Navy and I get FAR more than 12 bucks an hour.

Reread your post Bitchy. No matter how you look at it, your "insults" to me still reek of accomplishments on my part.

You're really not very good at this.

I know Squids are navy you fuckwad.

And need I remind you, of your very own troll/insult suckiness?

Porch monkey this, porch monkey that, if I didn't know any better I think you want to fuck monkeys.

Call it a cry for help.

 

[Mentalist]

Hey, Hunter. You will have to drop me the link to your site again since I lost all my bookmarks (as well as my OS) in some catastrophic computer spasm a little while back.

Drop it over PM or something if I don't see you on MSN.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Hey, Hunter. You will have to drop me the link to your site again since I lost all my bookmarks (as well as my OS) in some catastrophic computer spasm a little while back.

Drop it over PM or something if I don't see you on MSN.

Will do. Gotta get off the computer now, a storms coming.

 

[Sarek]

Calm down monkey boy. At this rate you'll give yourself an aneurysm before your next welfare check arrives.

 

[angelica]

are we talking inches or feet ass licker queen?

If you need to ask, then yours must be in millimeters.

 

[jack]

If you need to ask, then yours must be in millimeters.

I'll bet yours is bigger than his.