My phone has turned to shit.

[The Question]

No more cordless phones. At least, no more UNIDEN cordless phones. This thing has been fantastic, up until the last 2 weeks. In the last 2 weeks, the battery in the handset suddenly decided it won't charge more than about 1%. And now, just today, the thing won't get a dial tone unless I switch all the fucking cords around on the router. Then it gets a dial tone exactly twice before I have to fuck around with the router AGAIN.

Grrr.