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My roommate's a bit of a dick.

Salvia's fucking expensive so we usually just buy one bag at a time but then he smokes it all! I'm too lazy to separate it and he'd get bitchy if he noticed.
 
Dual said:
Salvia's fucking expensive so we usually just buy one bag at a time but then he smokes it all! I'm too lazy to separate it and he'd get bitchy if he noticed.
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Oh salvia. I thought you said saliva. I was wondering how you smoke saliva.
 
He obviously smokes more of it than you do. It would be cheaper for you in the long run to save your money for an extra week or so, and get a bag all to yourself. It would last two or three times longer than you are used to. Thatll give you more than enough time to have saved up for another bag.

BTW, Salvia is fun. Not the best high, but at least its legal (in the U.S.).
 
This is the second time you've told us of some perfidity your roommate is responsible for and I'm beginning to think he needs to wake up one morning with his penis crazyglued to his stomach.

THEN he'd be a bit of a dick, amiright?
 
I'm actually moving into a more expensive place (from an apt to a townhouse) in a week and a half; too late for that. ;)
 
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