MY SKAN HAIKU

[sckan_erator]

EATING PORK IS LIFE
BARBECUED, BAKED, FRIED IN OIL
PERFECTION IS PIG

 

[The_Skan]

RUMBLE IN MY TUMMIE MY FRIEND. BUT SERIOUSLY THIS THREAD IS NOT QUALITY THINGS.

 

[sckan_erator]

THAT IS BEING ART, LIKE A STILL LIFE OIL OF A TWINKIE IN MID-FLIGHT TO MY BELLY.

 

[The_Skan]

I DONT SEE IT LIKT THAT, BUT YOU ARE SEEING IT. THESE OPEN THREADS ARE LIKE A WELCOME MATT FOR LIKE NEILL TO COME IN HERE AND HATE ON ME, MAYBE THINK AGAIN B 4 MAKING AND OPEN THREAD?

 

[missmanners]

ACtually SKAN, this was good enough to make me want some good bbq.


mm

 

[Bladev1]

Deepfried twinkies
golden treat baked inside
creamy tunnel of life love
eat me

 

[BLANK_SKAN]

Deepfried twinkies
golden treat baked inside
creamy tunnel of life love
eat me

IT A NEW FRIEND OF THE SKAN WAY. YOU SEE MY FIENDS IT IS THE LOVE THAT IS WORKING OF ALL THINGS SKAN. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER LIKE MINE? I HOPE SO WER ARE TIRED OF HER DRIPPING

 

[Neil]

Ears and rinds and chops,
jowels and feet and bellies,
but mostly just SPAM

 

[The_Skan]

SPAM ISNT BAD THATS FOR SURE

 

[CaptainWacky]

BULLET TO THE RIGHT TEMPLE?

 

[The_Anti_Skan]

I AM SEEING THIS THREAD WAS NOT DELETED BUT WAS MOVED. SCKANERATOR WILL BE NOT HAPPY FOR BEING THREOWN OUT OF WRITERS FORUM. THAT IS ANTI-SKAN DISCRIMINATION AND HATE ALL IN ONE. IT CAUSES PAIN WHICH NOT EVEN PORK TENDERLOIN CAN CURE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's a shame Sardy didn't get a chance to read this excellent piece of work.

 

[The_Anti_Skan]

TWINKIE IN THE NIGHT
YELLOW, CREAMY BRIGHT. I EAT.
HEARTBURN FOLLOWS ME.

 

[The Question]

Internet roaches
Spewing asinine chatter
DIE, YOU WORTHLESS SKANS!!!
issed:

 

[CaptainWacky]

bring back the skans, I agree

 

[Ishcabittle]

Timing testing time test.