The Question
Eternal
1. Desk lamps. Where would we be without them. Probably sitting in the dark. At desks.
2. Nicotine. Even if you don't use nicotine, you'll appreciate how me using nicotine prevents me from smashing you with a brick.
3. Tacos. They're like heaven wrapped in a flour tortilla.
4. Boobies. Nobody dislikes boobies. Even the gay boys love boobies.
5. Midgets on bicycles. Nothing is funnier.
6. Video clips of Hillary Clinton falling down flights of stairs. Because schadenfreude.
7. Yakety Sax. The song that makes EVERYTHING hilarious.
8. Amazon. Never has a greater selection of cheap shit you don't need been more convenient to throw your dollars (or pounds or euros) at.
9. Troll Kingdom. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
10. Your Mother. She's easy. Like Sunday mornin'.
2. Nicotine. Even if you don't use nicotine, you'll appreciate how me using nicotine prevents me from smashing you with a brick.
3. Tacos. They're like heaven wrapped in a flour tortilla.
4. Boobies. Nobody dislikes boobies. Even the gay boys love boobies.
5. Midgets on bicycles. Nothing is funnier.
6. Video clips of Hillary Clinton falling down flights of stairs. Because schadenfreude.
7. Yakety Sax. The song that makes EVERYTHING hilarious.
8. Amazon. Never has a greater selection of cheap shit you don't need been more convenient to throw your dollars (or pounds or euros) at.
9. Troll Kingdom. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
10. Your Mother. She's easy. Like Sunday mornin'.