My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it.

[Captain Obvious]

So I'm going to move to New York.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Don't bother. Just go to sleep for three hours, and all will be fine.

 

[Captain Obvious]

Sounds better than having your grandfather leave you in the cupboard for five minutes every day.


He called it elevator practice.

 

[Durandal]

Just bash it repeatedly till it works.

 

[Starburn]

Jesus. Just set the fucking thing three hours back. :vert:

 

[jack]

That's ok, I understand he and about three thousand of his friends rip up the foundation from his house and turn it round and round while he holds the blown out lightbulb.