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"Name Pending" felches goats

IMTHINKING THAT NAME PENDING DOES NOT REALIZE HIS HATE AND DOES NOT ACCEOPT CRITISIZIM.

I HAVE TRIED TO HELP IN PRIVATE MESSAGES (NOT THE ONES ADMIN EXPLOIT ON ME) BUT HAS ISSUED NO RESPONSES AT ALL.

WELL GUESS WHAT? YOUR NAME AND PERSONAL DETAILS HAVE BEEN SUBMITTED INTO DOCET ENTRIES IN WHICH I HAVE PUT IN A PORTFOLIO FOR THIS WEBISTE.

LAUGHING NOW?
 
THE DUAL TALK IS ONE OF THE THINGS YOU USE FREQUENTLY CORRECT?

TELL ME THIS HATE BOY, WHO AM I WHEN YOU GET SUBMITTED TO MY IOWA CONTACT?

WILL I BE SOMEONE WHO YOU REMEMBER? IF SO, THEN THAT IS MY DUAL.
 
I'm starting to like Lugnut. Really. I mean, how can The_Skan continue to run around the site screaming we're racists when he, or one of his buddies, has created a dual that effectivly and convincingly perpetuates the dumb nigger stereotype?
 
Sarek said:
I'm starting to like Lugnut. Really. I mean, how can The_Skan continue to run around the site screaming we're racists when he, or one of his buddies, has created a dual that effectivly and convincingly perpetuates the dumb nigger stereotype?
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Eggs actly.

I like mine over easy BTW.
 
My ass has nothing to do with the fact that your bullshit nigger homey dual is the most racist thing in the universe, and you don't even get it while you're doing it, faggot.
 
Speaking of eggs over easy, I remember the time I had to judge a bukake drink-off between Jack and Caitriona. I was almost excluded from judging because Jack had gone down on me so many time before but after I revealed Caitriona had also blown me and given me a rim job, the sponsors agreed I would be fair and impartial. Anyway, Caitriona chooses to milk Ron Jeremy and Gary Coleman (who was flown in to give the contest a celebrity name, he's hung like a stallion, BTW). Jack picked 2 random, strapping young black men from the studio audience. So the sucking - stroking commences and Caitriona takes the early lead by using her patented "slobber-bob" technique on Gary Coleman who shoots a surpising big load for a little guy into a wine glass. Then she turned her attention to Ron Jeremy, "the hedgehog", knowing that a porn star of his stature would have more stamina than most men. In the meantime, Jack is using the highly controversial "alternate stroke-blow-tickle" on his 2 guys to some success but, he must have been off his game early because neither of the guys looked ready to ejaculate. Suddenly, Ron Jeremy looks like he's ready to erupt and Jack panics, knowing the $3.72 prize money is at stake. In a move for the ages, he gets ANOTHER member of the studio audience on his side and proceeds to work all three cocks like a master. It was amazing, his head was bobbing like a rocking chair on steroids, and his hands were working so fast, you could almost swear he had grown a 3rd arm. Caitriona finished off Ron Jeremy who shot a blew a amazingly large load, completely filling the wine glass. She begins to drink the Jeremy/Coleman load slowly. Thinking the contest was hers, she was savoring all the spunky goodness. Suddenly all three of Jack's guys came at once and, in a move that almost defied physics, he was able to collect every drop - completely filling a 1 quart gravy tureen. Out of nowhere, he pulls out a funnel and hose and slams the whole thing - beer bong style. He won by a split second and the crowd erupted in a standing ovation. Christ, it was a thing of beauty.
 
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