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Ishcabittle

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Never have I seen a poster who didn't "get it" as much as this kid.

"Ooohh... I'm angry and stupid, but you've replied to my thread, so you've been TROLLED!"

Whatever... I imagine NP will get "all up in my face" in a minute or two and tell me how much he's owned me or some shit.
 
Sad fact is, he could probably tear most people to shreds if he could be bothered, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't 'get' the whole TK thing.
 
My oh my WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? I don't think I've ever seen your name pop up before so I am assuming I pissed off one of your duals, maybe even embarassed you, and now you have to start a thread under a different name so I don't (or anyone else) link the two. Typical of a little hairy pussy. Anyway, you wrote something so lets see what it says. . .

Ishcabittle said:
Never have I seen a poster who didn't "get it" as much as this kid.

Get what? "Get it" is pretty generic, and I get just about everything, so lets narrow it down. But I am sure you wont because this is really your only way to show that you might know more about something than me, except for knowing how to smoke cocks.

"Ooohh... I'm angry and stupid, but you've replied to my thread, so you've been TROLLED!"

? Link a thread where that happens. You can't. So opening up a thread to make up something is really weak. You can't even back up your own flames.

Whatever... I imagine NP will get "all up in my face" in a minute or two and tell me how much he's owned me or some shit.

Oh I don't know. You deliver such scathing insults I might need some more time to recover. :roll: Nevertheless stop being a little fairy. Opening up a thread and crying about me isn't going to make me change the way I treat you. After this I cant see how anyone else would respect you either.

Go back and practice your game face in front of your bathroom mirror and then comeback when you are ready.
 
Gagh said:
Sad fact is, he could probably tear most people to shreds if he could be bothered, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't 'get' the whole TK thing.

What am I missing out on Chris? Am I not spamming the forums enough to come close to 40,000 posts??
 
Name Pending said:
Go back and practice your game face in front of your bathroom mirror and then comeback when you are ready.

What happened to the tag line? Done with it already?
 
You are welcome. I am now the wealthiest member of TK thanks to the Skan's stupidity.
 
TK Dualinator said:
Not surprising, coming from you.

Hey, you are neglecting your shemale boyfriend spending all this time online posting. After all the ass fucking she does for you and you neglect her like this. . .
 
DLA Dictator said:
Hey, you are neglecting your shemale boyfriend spending all this time online posting. After all the ass fucking she does for you and you neglect her like this. . .
You really are taking this DLA stuff that seriously, aren't you?
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This is like that movie Multiplicity with Michael Keaton. Only it's not cause ALL the clones are retarded and none of them are all that funny.
 
Actually, as in-your-face as Name Pending is I kinda like him. At least you know where you stand with him. That's a refreshing trait. Plus, he is far from stupid.
 
Name Pending said:
My oh my WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? I don't think I've ever seen your name pop up before so I am assuming I pissed off one of your duals, maybe even embarassed you, and now you have to start a thread under a different name so I don't (or anyone else) link the two. Typical of a little hairy pussy. Anyway, you wrote something so lets see what it says. . .

Hi Name Pending, I'm Ishcabittle. I'm a bungie noob. I picked a weird time to join, just before the DLA madness, and I got a little lurkish. I don't have any duals, just yer basic honest poster.

Get what? "Get it" is pretty generic, and I get just about everything, so lets narrow it down. But I am sure you wont because this is really your only way to show that you might know more about something than me, except for knowing how to smoke cocks.

You know, everything about the personality here at the board. Maybe this is a bad call on my part, but you don't seem like you enjoy posting here...

? Link a thread where that happens. You can't. So opening up a thread to make up something is really weak. You can't even back up your own flames.

Meh. I don't really care to.

Oh I don't know. You deliver such scathing insults I might need some more time to recover. :roll: Nevertheless stop being a little fairy. Opening up a thread and crying about me isn't going to make me change the way I treat you. After this I cant see how anyone else would respect you either.

I guess I just wanted to see your reply... I had read a couple threads with you either feeling very angry or wanting to make people believe so. I wanted to see if a stranger would get your attention.

Go back and practice your game face in front of your bathroom mirror and then comeback when you are ready.

Um, this board doens't support video conferencing.
 
Mentalist said:
Actually, as in-your-face as Name Pending is I kinda like him. At least you know where you stand with him. That's a refreshing trait. Plus, he is far from stupid.

Thank you Menty, finally I am understood.
 
Name Pending, I made this thread in a different time in our lives... For instance, I dislike beergoggles much more today than I did you then.
 
OMG are you kidding me?? After starting a thread trashing me this is how you step up when it is the time to make things more interesting? Why did you even bother posting? Anyway, you did so I wont be rude and blow you off. . .

Ishcabittle said:
Hi Name Pending, I'm Ishcabittle. I'm a bungie noob. I picked a weird time to join, just before the DLA madness, and I got a little lurkish. I don't have any duals, just yer basic honest poster.

You know, everything about the personality here at the board. Maybe this is a bad call on my part, but you don't seem like you enjoy posting here...

Actually posting here does sort of suit me, but yeah I am dismayed at the lack of real deep intellectual conversations here. Hell, there must be more than 10 times as many back at LoNAF than here, so yeah in that I am disappointed. I love the humor, and using every opportunity to call every noob a fucking dual, but the reality is that this is a message board and at the end of the day that is all I can take it for. It certainly isn't home like it is for some of the other posters. But I get banned for breaking Mickey Mouse rules on every forum I go to and TK has managed to keep me around.

Meh. I don't really care to.

That is because you cant. Acting like you are above it after calling me out means that already "I own you" because you aren't willing to back up your own shit. It took one post from me Ishcabittle, before you've already realized that you've bitten off more than you can chew. One post.

I guess I just wanted to see your reply... I had read a couple threads with you either feeling very angry or wanting to make people believe so. I wanted to see if a stranger would get your attention.

Well, I only really know a few peeps here like Menty and Gagh from my LoNAF days before I was banned there. I would know a few more but the rest of them don't seem to come here anymore. What a shame. Anyway, post my name in the title of a thread and you'll get my attention. Call me some stupid shit and you'll get a fight too.

Um, this board doens't support video conferencing.

Dude, you've got to work on the snappy comebacks. That was so boring it sucked any excitement I had to look at some porn when I was done here. If you are going to post some further comments to me please make them interesting. If not for me, then do it for the rest of TK.
 
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