Neighbours Think I'm A Vampire

[Dual]

My nails are really long (but still clean and healthy); my hair's long, I dress strangely, sleep through the morning, have a window covered in sheets, live alone, have a dead bonsai tree on my wall.

LMAO.

 

[Ilyanna]

Start talking with a Transsylvanian accent and and wait until they erect a cross on their front lawn. Then incinerate it at night and spread the rumor that somebody has seen Troy dancing around it wearing a white hood.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Wait...so the KKK is populated by vampires?!?! :shock: