Never Trust Irish People With Potatoes

[The Question]

You don't know where the potatoes have been.

 

[Loktar]

It works best if you use some bacon grease and sour cream for lubrication. Don't use shredded cheddar cheese. I was picking that shit out of my pubes for weeks.

 

[The Question]

That's how they do it in downtown LAS VAY-GRAS, NAH-VAD-RUH.

 

[Loktar]

That's how they do it in downtown LAS VAY-GRAS, NAH-VAD-RUH.

JACK-OFF-POT-TATERS

 

[The Question]

And spudB.O.B.

 

[Loktar]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Taters.

Heroes in a Half Potato Skin.

 

[The Question]

I brought this topic to light only because, over on Fetlife, a young lady of Celtic extraction confessed to having whittled a raw potato into a dildo. I thought it horribly amusing.

 

[Loktar]

I brought this topic to light only because, over on Fetlife, a young lady of Celtic extraction confessed to having whittled a raw potato into a dildo. I thought it horribly amusing.

Why do all that work when bananas, cucumbers, carrots, and parsnips are naturally made for that?

(Not that I know from personal experience.)

 

[The Question]

Maybe it's au gratin for her pleasure.

 

[Loktar]

I'm sporting a full spud-dy for her pleasure.

 

[Jibbles]

Faggot ass nigger dick Loktar.

 

[Loktar]

Fan of Loktar.

I love you too, Pokeman.

 

[Love Child]

I brought this topic to light only because, over on Fetlife, a young lady of Celtic extraction confessed to having whittled a raw potato into a dildo. I thought it horribly amusing.

Thank you for reminding me of that place.